I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Guys
Everything
AND I MEAN EVERYTHING
That I own
Is colored black
I'm not even joking
LET ME LIST SOME THINGS OFF FOR YOU
1. My PC
2. The programs and websites on my PC (litterly all of them are black)
3. All my clothes
4. My phone
5. My headphones
6. My room
7. My mouse and keyboard
8. My hats
9. My Soul
10. My blood
11. My teeth
12. My eyes (the white parts are black)
13. My trash can
14. My door
15. My blanket
16. My couch
17. My bed
18. My TV
19. My scarf
The only thing NOT black is my skin
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
Everything
AND I MEAN EVERYTHING
That I own
Is colored black
I'm not even joking
LET ME LIST SOME THINGS OFF FOR YOU
1. My PC
2. The programs and websites on my PC (litterly all of them are black)
3. All my clothes
4. My phone
5. My headphones
6. My room
7. My mouse and keyboard
8. My hats
9. My Soul
10. My blood
11. My teeth
12. My eyes (the white parts are black)
13. My trash can
14. My door
15. My blanket
16. My couch
17. My bed
18. My TV
19. My scarf
The only thing NOT black is my skin
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO
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Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Embrace it. Become a black guy and then blend in with your surroundings at night.
It is your destiny.
It is your destiny.
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Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Cry in a corner till it stops
Or see a doctor
Or see a doctor
Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
I'm Blatman.AmorphousGamer wrote:Embrace it. Become a black guy and then blend in with your surroundings at night.
It is your destiny.
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Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Where have you been
*Grabs Knife*
I've missed you...
*Grabs Knife*
I've missed you...
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Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Where have you been
*Grabs Knife*
I've missed you...
*Grabs Knife*
I've missed you...
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Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Do you cut your wrists occasionally and smoke cigarettes?
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Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Ummmm...
Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Do you get to the cloud district very often?
Want to have whiskey and cigars tonight?
I used to be an adventurer like you...
Nye-hey, there's the high roller!
Have I repulsed you yet?
Want to have whiskey and cigars tonight?
I used to be an adventurer like you...
Nye-hey, there's the high roller!
Have I repulsed you yet?
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Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
NO MORE MEMES
*Attacks with a flamethrower*
*Attacks with a flamethrower*
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Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Also timbles, pics or it didn't happen.
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Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
How can you take a pic of this sort of thing?
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Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Well, you could start with a camera ...
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Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
But it's only in his eyes...
So the camera wouldn't see any of it...
So the camera wouldn't see any of it...
Re: I'M HAVING A COLOR CRISIS
Here you go.