Sudden surge of spam
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Require every new registree to activate their account by video conference trial, first sending them to a physical Wolfire base in Honolulu, where the newbie would be strapped in a chair equipped with various little custom gadgets that I will touch upon later, and grilled with life-changing questions by Grayswandir, Turner, and Devilsclub if we can get a hold of him, whilst the rest of us have our hands on the controls of the chair's gadgetry, giving the subject appropriate stimuli as we wish, in a kind of Twitch-Plays-JudgeJuryExecutioner kind of way, giving the guy light discouraging electric shocks when he's being a dick, and gently rubbing his nipples when he makes witty comments or something.
Careful on those controls though, guys, we don't want to accidentally communally dismember someone. Cleaning up the blood takes ages, and we really can't afford Mavis demanding a raise.
Careful on those controls though, guys, we don't want to accidentally communally dismember someone. Cleaning up the blood takes ages, and we really can't afford Mavis demanding a raise.
Re: Sudden surge of spam
I approve.Glabbit wrote:gently rubbing his nipples when he makes witty comments or something.
Re: Sudden surge of spam
I could get behind this.Glabbit wrote:Require every new registree to activate their account by video conference trial
-
- Posts: 1433
- Joined: Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:37 pm
- Location: I've lost all sense of direction, I'm quite concerned to be honest.
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Fuck it, let me stab them...Glabbit wrote:Require every new registree to activate their account by video conference trial, first sending them to a physical Wolfire base in Honolulu, where the newbie would be strapped in a chair equipped with various little custom gadgets that I will touch upon later, and grilled with life-changing questions by Grayswandir, Turner, and Devilsclub if we can get a hold of him, whilst the rest of us have our hands on the controls of the chair's gadgetry, giving the subject appropriate stimuli as we wish, in a kind of Twitch-Plays-JudgeJuryExecutioner kind of way, giving the guy light discouraging electric shocks when he's being a dick, and gently rubbing his nipples when he makes witty comments or something.
Careful on those controls though, guys, we don't want to accidentally communally dismember someone. Cleaning up the blood takes ages, and we really can't afford Mavis demanding a raise.
I've done this before...
Re: Sudden surge of spam
memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=100631
Nickiswsiki
Just disapproved a spampost with an animated flashing gif and direct links from this guy. I think I've seen "Test just a test" or similar threads before, too, maybe from the same account. So maybe a ban is in order?
Nickiswsiki
Just disapproved a spampost with an animated flashing gif and direct links from this guy. I think I've seen "Test just a test" or similar threads before, too, maybe from the same account. So maybe a ban is in order?
-
- Posts: 1433
- Joined: Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:37 pm
- Location: I've lost all sense of direction, I'm quite concerned to be honest.
Re: Sudden surge of spam
HOLY FUCK DID ANYONE SEE ALL OF THAT SPAM JUST NOW?
IT FILLED UP 6 PAGES IN TOTAL IN DIFFERENT FORUMS JESUS CHRIST
IT FILLED UP 6 PAGES IN TOTAL IN DIFFERENT FORUMS JESUS CHRIST
-
- Posts: 317
- Joined: Sun Jul 21, 2013 1:15 pm
- Location: Somewhere under the rainbow, face down in the dirt.
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Drastic measures need to be taken. I had to scroll through a whole lot of spam just to see this... And Phoenix posted about an hour ago.
-
- Posts: 1433
- Joined: Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:37 pm
- Location: I've lost all sense of direction, I'm quite concerned to be honest.
Re: Sudden surge of spam
AND I DELETED 2 PAGES HOLY SHIT.Dammasta wrote:Drastic measures need to be taken. I had to scroll through a whole lot of spam just to see this... And Phoenix posted about an hour ago.
SHUT IT DOWN
Edit: Stuartdymn
Re: Sudden surge of spam
Jeebus
logged on yesterday and slew 50 spam posts, shit is cray, bruh
logged on yesterday and slew 50 spam posts, shit is cray, bruh
-
- Posts: 1433
- Joined: Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:37 pm
- Location: I've lost all sense of direction, I'm quite concerned to be honest.
-
- Posts: 1433
- Joined: Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:37 pm
- Location: I've lost all sense of direction, I'm quite concerned to be honest.
Re: Sudden surge of spam
It's gotten worse.
JUST SHUT IT DOWN
JUST SHUT IT DOWN
-
- Posts: 1433
- Joined: Fri Aug 02, 2013 12:37 pm
- Location: I've lost all sense of direction, I'm quite concerned to be honest.
Re: Sudden surge of spam
We need to get some DDOS protection, and limit how many threads you can post at once.Dammasta wrote:Ban dis guy: memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=105567 HO-LEE SHET GUYS IT WON'T STOP.
See?
Until then:
CLEANSE AND BURN