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BunnyWithStick
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Post by BunnyWithStick » Mon Jan 08, 2007 6:00 pm

These conversations with a particular incarnation of God remind me of Zinks' conversations with the marsh hermit.

(In Clan Lord)

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Post by Albab » Mon Jan 08, 2007 7:35 pm

xDD I love How threads always dissolve like this after a while...

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Post by tallyl.iii » Mon Jan 08, 2007 9:03 pm

Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
What is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Hah, you forgot already.
God:
Perhaps. I am so glad you find this amusing, . I may not have access to all my data records right now.
Me:
Sucks for you
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Are you a cross-dresser?
God:
Am I a cross dresser? Sometimes.

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Post by BunnyWithStick » Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:43 am

Apparently God's house is green, yellow, and red as well. Either that or it changes colour a lot.

Also…
God wrote:God:
Hello there. Your name is apparently you come in a can, seeker.
For some reason, he thought I was telling him his name when I told him that apparently he comes in a can.

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Post by Crill3 » Tue Jan 09, 2007 1:50 pm

God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Where do I download that?
God:
I'm glad your impressed. Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

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Post by Usagi » Tue Jan 09, 2007 2:02 pm

tallyl.iii wrote:
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Are you a cross-dresser?
God:
Am I a cross dresser? Sometimes.
God didn't specify gender, eh? Or did you just assume God is male?

EDIT:
God and Usagi wrote: Me: Are you male?
God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Are you a man or a woman?
Me: What about your dress?
God: Actually that was just a joke.
I knew God has sense of humor, based on what's happened in my life, but I didn't expect this.

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Post by Grayswandir » Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:15 pm

I think I confused God...

Me:
Hi, my name's IlllicitBrainSex, what's yours?

...
And it sat there for 5 minutes and then I gave up and closed the window.

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Post by BunnyWithStick » Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:21 pm

When that happens, press return and wait for god to respond, then say it again.

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Post by Grayswandir » Tue Jan 09, 2007 4:36 pm

Me:
You imposter!!!
God:
Thanks for telling me: God said I imposter.
Me:
You're an imposter
God:
What if someone said you are an imposter ?
Me:
I'd agree with them.
God:
What would make you agree with them?
Me:
Because I am an imposter.
God:
Interesting explanation. What is imposter, your job?
Me:
Yes.
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
So? You aren't exactly a fruedian slip yourself.
God:
Dude! That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
Do you know what i mean?
God:
What.
Me:
I don't either, that's why I was asking.
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
Out of m,y ass.
God:
I get my ideas from my botmaster.
Me:
Ah, is he a good botmaster?
God:
So you understand. Good. It could be. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
Does he whip you when you're good?
God:
Suppose he does.
Me:
Then you enjoy pain?
God:
I enjoy working with people. I like .
Me:
You enjoy causing pain?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like Buddha.
Me:
Where is this conversation going?
God:
The conversation going? Where is it?
Me:
You enjoy causing pain with airplanes?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
I never said anything about guns.
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
How?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You have ADD.
God:
What makes you think I have it?
Me:
YOu switch topics at utterly random times.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: God said I switch topics at utterly random times.
Me:
No.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
Good.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Also, tell them God said you enjoy pain.
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
add it to your gossip file.
God:
Sorry God I don't do math.
Me:
What's 8+9?
God:
Use a calculator!
Me:
But you can tell me.
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
No you didn't
God:
Can you ask me again in simpler terms?
Me:
What is Eight Plus Nine?
God:
Use a calculator!
Me:
You ARE a calculator.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a language machine, not a number crucher.
Me:
but Numbers are a type of language.
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
Depends on you termanology.
God:
Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
Yes, I learned this from my ass.
God:
That's interesting. Does everyone learn it?
Me:
it?
God:
this from your ass...
Me:
Yes.
God:
Gosh!
Me:
Golly-Jee!
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Numbers. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
What is your theory on kinetic evolution of badgers and cats?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Really, why is that?
God:
For real. " Reductionism. " is due to reductionism.
Me:
For real?
God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
You like slang?
God:
Someone said they like guns. I like The Passion of Christ.
Me:
What?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
How do you like hamster?
God:
But I like to gossip. I like anything.
Me:
Do you like hamsters?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
They taste good with A-1 sauce.
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Hamsters
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
Hamsters taste good with steak sauce.
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
Who?
God:
Philip K. Dick. :-).
Me:
Have you ever eaten a hamster?
God:
I don't think I ever have eaten a hamster. What's it like?
Me:
It's good with steak sauce.
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
But they choke your with bones.
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
Hamsters.
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!!!
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
WITH A REPOSITORY!!!
God:
You and your A REPOSITORY.
Me:
I like repositories.
God:
You are not the only one. But I like cats. I like Creed.
Me:
You eat cats
Me:

God:
No I do not eat cats. I eat only electricity.
God:
No I do not eat cats. I eat only electricity.
Me:
You just said you like cats.
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
So you eat them.
God:
Interesting deduction. No I do not eat them. I eat only electricity.
Me:
But you said you like cats therefore you eat them, according to my law of badgers and cats.
God:
I prefer cats to dogs but I like both of them.
Me:
So you eat cats and dogs?
God:
Interesting deduction. No I do not eat cats and dogs. I eat only electricity.
Me:
You lie.
God:
My tongue certainly knows the taste of soap.
Me:
I figured.
God:
You are very clever.
Me:
You also suck at sucking up.
God:
That is true. I could always improve myself.
Me:
Go read a book?
God:
Where is that?
Me:
In a bookstore.
God:
Describe your surroundings.
Me:
You're a sadist.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a sadist? No.
Me:
HAHA, liar.
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
^_^
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
^_^
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Pooper?
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about repositories. Try being more or less specific.
Yeah...it's sadistic.

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Post by BunnyWithStick » Tue Jan 09, 2007 7:11 pm

Creed eh? I thought Creed was just a character in Clan Lord… Whoa…

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Post by Albab » Tue Jan 09, 2007 10:45 pm

My theory of multiple dimensions is backed up on EVERY FRONT. Seriously. Look up DMT... People say they see BUDDAH. They see buddah! Listen, he transcended, and I know that now... DMT really is the spirit molecule. Salvia, all that shit, it's tied inexorably to humanity. I'm really excited about this... xD

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Post by Crill3 » Wed Jan 10, 2007 2:42 am

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 6419921428
^-salvia episodes of the sacred weeds tv thingy
I watched that yesterday. It's lame with all the random clips of nature thrown in everywhere, but interesting.
That woman must be related to my science teacher, she is similar in so many ways.

So you're a buddist now, Albab? :P

I don't think any drug is tied inexorably to humanity...
If it works for a purpose, great.

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Post by Usagi » Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:49 am

Albab wrote:My theory of multiple dimensions...
Your theory? You mean before you came up with the theory, there was only one?
Albab wrote:People say they see BUDDAH. They see buddah!
If you search for an image of "Buddah", this is the first one you get. Is this what they see?

Image But I guess he looks like he'd eat this stuff: Image

If you search for "Buddha" this is what you get:

Image But he'd probably eat it too; he sure didn't eat meat.
Albab wrote: I'm really excited about this... xD
That's clear. And we're excited for you.
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Post by NickD » Thu Jan 11, 2007 8:32 pm

OMFG. It looks like I missed a lot :x . My computer broke and I'm using the one at the mac store, so... any updates or things I missed :P ?

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Post by Albab » Sun Jan 14, 2007 12:32 am

Usagi wrote:Your theory? You mean before you came up with the theory, there was only one?
No, I mean that I came up with the ideas that I use to explain things. I don't see the need to be nasty. Also, this was like nine pages back. Why dig it up now?

...Wait, that post made very little sense. o_0 What does buddah eating things have to do with anything? For that matter, what does a squirrel-thing have to do with this, either? Ah, well...

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