Give Colicedus an item to use as a weapon game

[Colicedus]

Pulse I have a good imagination, I can make a weapon out of anything.
Give me an Item and I should be able to use it as a weapon some how

This is what I said Earlier in your Philosophy thread.
Now I am wanting to exercise this.

How to play the game:

Send me the name of an item or a Picture of an item. the Item must be real
I will try to find a way to use it as a weapon.

you will then rate my answer on the item you granted.

you may not answer or eat my breakfast before i do.
lets get Cracking...

[Ultimatum479]

http://www.monsoonmedia.com/catalog/ima ... %20old.jpg

Have fun.

[David]

Roll up, stuff in throat.

[Jeff]

Mince it into tiny particles, hide them in your watch, and when the bully comes near, unleash a chronological cloud of doom in his face. The mousepad carcinogens will eventually kill him.

[rudel_ic]

Cut like this:
Then use it as a strangling instrument.

[Colicedus]

Thanks D and J for breaking the first rule...
I forgive you in advance guys.

How I would try to use:

Rip the Mouse pad out of the package and chuck the cardboard backing at my enemy.

the Mouse pad I would use as a goad and hit him around with it until he gets really pissed of, and sidestepping attacks and the occasional trip.

as for a Finisher I would use the Plastic rapping to Block the Guys ear ways once the opportunity arises.

To block air ways:

- Go in behind and pull the plastic across his face.

If Failing that: Use the Plastic wrapping as a Garrote by Rolling it up and Pulling it across his neck. Once a Tight pull is done across it, I would then knot it and start punching and goading.

[Renegade_Turner]

He just scolded the forum owners for breaking the forum rules (kinda).

That's got balls.

[MONKEYZ RULE]

[Colicedus]

To use a mouse as a Weapon...

if I knew the enemy had a Fear of mice I would use a quick aimed throw at his face, the throw will cause the Muse to panic and go into a fred flintstone start and it would try to grapple him. I would then use the distraction time to kick and punch him.

If not, I would use the mouse as a flail until all the brains fall out...
once in a bloody messy state, I would use the Mouse on a smooth surface as a Form of banana.

once the enemy falls on the ground from slipping on it, I would shove it up his ass.

[rudel_ic]

Cut the mouse like this.. Ehm you know where I'm heading.

[Colicedus]

Cut the mouse like this.. Ehm you know where I'm heading.

Ok your Wrists rudel_ic, how would you use your wrists in a fight

[Zantalos]

Cut the mouse like this.. Ehm you know where I'm heading.

lolololololol

[Ultimatum479]

David: 8/10
Quick improvisation (first post), practical, but a bit too optimistic in your estimation of the target's resistance.

Jeff: 9/10
Original, and it hides a weapon in a watch. Instant win. Well, hardly instant, but you get what I mean.

Colicedus: 0/10, 7/10
You assumed an item which I didn't give you: the mousepad packaging. For the mouse, it's far too messy a kill. The best kills take the least effort, and after-kill clean-up is included in that effort.

Rudel: 8/10, 10/10
For the mousepad, similar to David. For the mouse......Roflmfao.

Renegade: hardly, considering his hasty advance apology.

Err...To answer the recent one, wrists are useful in fights because your hidden holster or sheath should be there within easy access: long sleeves if you're good at sleight of hand, watches if you're dextrous enough to grab stuff out of them quickly, or a specially built wrist holster for other sorts of weapons if you're willing to spend the time/money to make/buy one.

[Usagi]

Err...To answer the recent one, wrists are useful in fights because...

You're blunt and round-ended.

[Colicedus]

Colicedus: 0/10, 7/10
You assumed an item which I didn't give you: the mousepad packaging. For the mouse, it's far too messy a kill. The best kills take the least effort, and after-kill clean-up is included in that effort.

YOU never Specified anything. I was using everything available in the picture, It had the Cardboard backing, the Plastic wrapping, and it also had the Product, That was the weapon YOU gave ME, a Nicely packaged device of CARNAGE! and I used everything YOU granted to me, If you don't think like that, then you have to be one shitty fighter and obviously take quite the beating, hence why you say you are armed...