Give Colicedus an item to use as a weapon game

rudel_ic · Post by **rudel_ic** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:23 pm

A box of matches.

ChazFox · Post by **ChazFox** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:35 pm

Major Dennis Bloodnok wrote:One long thin object with no fixed address.

Just kidding. I let the goon in me run wild at the best of times XD

Ok, now for my honest suggestion :3 how would you kill someone with... a spoon?

Kalexon · Post by **Kalexon** » Sun May 20, 2007 3:38 pm

rudel_ic wrote:A box of matches.

Either shove them up your enemys nose, red end out and then light them.

Or grind them up into wooden splinters and throw them in your enemys eyes.

I know this is against the rules but I could not help myself from throwing in these ideas

Ultimatum479 · Post by **Ultimatum479** » Sun May 20, 2007 4:13 pm

Oh, you meant that thin plastic wrap? I thought you were assuming there was some hard plastic packaging I wasn't showing you. If you're trying to do that with soft plastic wrap, then you fail.

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Sun May 20, 2007 9:17 pm

Ever heard of suffocation via plastic bag over head? Shoving plastic wrapping down your enemy's throat works too.

Post by **Jeff** » Sun May 20, 2007 9:48 pm

rudel_ic wrote:Cut the mouse like this.. Ehm you know where I'm heading.

I just understood this post.... Oh man, that is awesome, and I am slow.

Ultimatum479 · Post by **Ultimatum479** » Sun May 20, 2007 9:55 pm

BunnyWithStick wrote:Shoving plastic wrapping down your enemy's throat works too.

Garroting someone with it, however, doesn't.

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Sun May 20, 2007 11:31 pm

Yes, but I'm not talking about garroting someone with plastic wrapping. I do agree that that would just plain not work, however.

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Sun May 20, 2007 11:53 pm

BunnyWithStick wrote:Yes, but I'm not talking about garroting someone with plastic wrapping. I do agree that that would just plain not work, however.

Rather than shoving it down their throat, wouldn't it be easier to just wrap a bunch of it around someone's head?

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Sun May 20, 2007 11:58 pm

Depends on how large the wrapping is. Both would work though.

Ultimatum479 · Post by **Ultimatum479** » Mon May 21, 2007 5:19 am

BunnyWithStick wrote:Yes, but I'm not talking about garroting someone with plastic wrapping.

I didn't say you were. I said Colicedus was.

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Mon May 21, 2007 5:31 am

Generally you should quote the person you're talking to, or not quote at all. Just my two cents.

MONKEYZ RULE · Post by **MONKEYZ RULE** » Mon May 21, 2007 9:29 am

how about that?

Ultimatum479 · Post by **Ultimatum479** » Mon May 21, 2007 3:10 pm

BunnyWithStick wrote:Generally you should quote the person you're talking to, or not quote at all. Just my two cents.

I did the latter when you first responded.

Oh, c'mon. Anyone who sees that thing should drop dead upon thinking of the price and/or seeing the company name in the center. Just shove it in their face.

Barring that, it seems to be shaped much like a Batarang, so use it as one.

Usagi · Post by **Usagi** » Mon May 21, 2007 3:24 pm

Hey, MR: who came up with your title? Dan Quayle?