What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse?
Allright, I was going to be honest this time. But the thing froze halfway through. And since I'm a bit tired, I don't bother doing it again. However. I do believe my score would be something between 50-65%.
I mean. Hell. I'm no athlete. And I'd blow myself up with explosives. Seeing how I love them. Aand would've used to much.
I do know how to fire a gun properly though. And if it was a zombie apocalypse.. well. I guess quite a few people, including close ones and friends, would be friggin dead. And wanting to eat my brain. No need to look for them. Also, my basement is fiilled with canned food. Which expires in . a couple of decades or so.
Being a bi-polar. I know how to shut all entrances to a room. And make sure they stay shut, until I want to leave.
So my guess would be.. around 50%.
I might have an anxiety attack. As well as many other mental fuckups. So the whole thing might've also ended in suicide.
I'd probably kill myself anyway, seeing how an apocalypse means that everyone should be dead. Except me. And I don't do very well on my own. Byebye, cruel world!
So. That's my honest answer. Zombie Apocalypse? 0%. My doom.
I mean. Hell. I'm no athlete. And I'd blow myself up with explosives. Seeing how I love them. Aand would've used to much.
I do know how to fire a gun properly though. And if it was a zombie apocalypse.. well. I guess quite a few people, including close ones and friends, would be friggin dead. And wanting to eat my brain. No need to look for them. Also, my basement is fiilled with canned food. Which expires in . a couple of decades or so.
Being a bi-polar. I know how to shut all entrances to a room. And make sure they stay shut, until I want to leave.
So my guess would be.. around 50%.
I might have an anxiety attack. As well as many other mental fuckups. So the whole thing might've also ended in suicide.
I'd probably kill myself anyway, seeing how an apocalypse means that everyone should be dead. Except me. And I don't do very well on my own. Byebye, cruel world!
So. That's my honest answer. Zombie Apocalypse? 0%. My doom.
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I'd like to see a zombie try to kick down a doorRenegade_Turner wrote:I'd like to see you try to stop me kicking down a door. LolllInk wrote:I know how to shut all entrances to a room. And make sure they stay shut, until I want to leave.
Edit: yeah it says that for me now too, beofre it was just a blank screen though so there was some progress
I've got an anti-zombie plan, but it would only work if it was just england infected.
I'd find someone who could drive (Dad) then we'd drive down to wherever the tunnel to france is, we'd drive to france, hey presto! Saved!
Then we'd call the white house and tell them to get over to england and kill all of the zombies.
Problem solved.
I'd find someone who could drive (Dad) then we'd drive down to wherever the tunnel to france is, we'd drive to france, hey presto! Saved!
Then we'd call the white house and tell them to get over to england and kill all of the zombies.
Problem solved.
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Uhhh...zombies weren't mentioned in my post.Count Roland wrote:I'd like to see a zombie try to kick down a doorRenegade_Turner wrote:I'd like to see you try to stop me kicking down a door. LolllInk wrote:I know how to shut all entrances to a room. And make sure they stay shut, until I want to leave.
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