What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse?

Ink · Post by **Ink** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:04 pm

Allright, I was going to be honest this time. But the thing froze halfway through. And since I'm a bit tired, I don't bother doing it again. However. I do believe my score would be something between 50-65%.
I mean. Hell. I'm no athlete. And I'd blow myself up with explosives. Seeing how I love them. Aand would've used to much.

I do know how to fire a gun properly though. And if it was a zombie apocalypse.. well. I guess quite a few people, including close ones and friends, would be friggin dead. And wanting to eat my brain. No need to look for them. Also, my basement is fiilled with canned food. Which expires in . a couple of decades or so.
Being a bi-polar. I know how to shut all entrances to a room. And make sure they stay shut, until I want to leave.
So my guess would be.. around 50%.

I might have an anxiety attack. As well as many other mental fuckups. So the whole thing might've also ended in suicide.
I'd probably kill myself anyway, seeing how an apocalypse means that everyone should be dead. Except me. And I don't do very well on my own. Byebye, cruel world!

So. That's my honest answer. Zombie Apocalypse? 0%. My doom.

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:06 pm

Ink wrote:I know how to shut all entrances to a room. And make sure they stay shut, until I want to leave.

I'd like to see you try to stop me kicking down a door. Lolll

Jarkava · Post by **Jarkava** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:37 pm

Sorry to say but i have a 53% chance of survival. But you know i could take it agian. . .

Count Roland · Post by **Count Roland** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:38 pm

Renegade_Turner wrote:
Ink wrote:I know how to shut all entrances to a room. And make sure they stay shut, until I want to leave.
I'd like to see you try to stop me kicking down a door. Lolll

I'd like to see a zombie try to kick down a door

Edit: yeah it says that for me now too, beofre it was just a blank screen though so there was some progress

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:30 am

I've got an anti-zombie plan, but it would only work if it was just england infected.

I'd find someone who could drive (Dad) then we'd drive down to wherever the tunnel to france is, we'd drive to france, hey presto! Saved!

Then we'd call the white house and tell them to get over to england and kill all of the zombies.

Problem solved.

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 9:11 am

Count Roland wrote:
Renegade_Turner wrote:
Ink wrote:I know how to shut all entrances to a room. And make sure they stay shut, until I want to leave.
I'd like to see you try to stop me kicking down a door. Lolll
I'd like to see a zombie try to kick down a door

Uhhh...zombies weren't mentioned in my post.

nerodx · Post by **nerodx** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:46 pm

invertin wrote:Then we'd call the white house and tell them to get over to england and kill all of the zombies.

see how you need Merica....you can all say you hate us but without us you are NOTHING!

or at least not as much as you were with us

Ink · Post by **Ink** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 8:17 pm

Renegade_Turner wrote:
Ink wrote:I know how to shut all entrances to a room. And make sure they stay shut, until I want to leave.
I'd like to see you try to stop me kicking down a door. Lolll

You really don't.. :/

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:00 am

^
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And how would your country fair in a zombie infection?

With the population you have, no chance without our help.

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:09 am

Ink wrote:
Renegade_Turner wrote:
Ink wrote:I know how to shut all entrances to a room. And make sure they stay shut, until I want to leave.
I'd like to see you try to stop me kicking down a door. Lolll
You really don't.. :/

Lol. You really wouldn't be able to. Stop pretending.

nerodx · Post by **nerodx** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:24 pm

never said we didnt need you guys either...but you need us....we need you....this is hot...

....that was the most awkward thing ive said today...huh

zatoichi · Post by **zatoichi** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:16 pm

I lol'd.

Count Roland · Post by **Count Roland** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 1:19 am

I don't know about the rest of my country but everyone in this part would own the zombies, there wouldn't be any here in fact

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 4:29 pm

"Hey moooom, uncle ted just got out of 'is grave and started chasing people…"

"What's that honey? Oh, more zombies. Just go get the gun, you'll be fine."

*blam*

*all zombies defeated, everyone survived*

v-nix · Post by **v-nix** » Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:48 pm

wait a moment... ink is from norway!!! awesome norwiegen people rule!!! ink now officaly my friend