What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocalypse?

Kaleo · Post by **Kaleo** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:49 am

56%... In Australia, no guns... But I'd find a cop corpse and take his gun.

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Thu Nov 08, 2007 5:11 am

lmao yeah I'd find a dead army marine and take his rifle with the grenade launcher..

and then i'd break into the biochemical labratory and take The Shredder (a lazer that cuts through anything) and i'd own them zombies lolz ^_^

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:08 am

Another idea (but of course this supposes that only the brits get infected.)

Find a plane.

Fly to america.

Steal a nuke (or ask nicely).

Launch it at england.

Your friends and family may be dead, but atleast the zombies are gone.

Fly home.

Die from nuclear residue. (I don't actually know what nuclear residue is, it just sounded like the right words.)

Cmyszka · Post by **Cmyszka** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:14 am

fallout... the term is nuclear fallout

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 10:53 am

That was it.

Speaking of zombies..
http://www.kloonigames.com/blog/games/bloody/

Anyway.

If it was a zombie infection- We MIGHT survive.

If it was a zombie APOCALYPSE- We're screwed.

nerodx · Post by **nerodx** » Sat Nov 10, 2007 7:10 pm

yeah cause im still pretty sure infections can be stopped but an apocalypse is the END OF THE F*&KING WORLD!!!!!

In other news, this is what would happen if zombies came to my town

Me and most everyone : HOLY CRAZAPS! ZOMBIES WHAT WE DO!
johnathon: take this bitches! *comes out of house with a spartan laser, gets eaten before it fires*
Me: aw man now what!
*johns zombie that eats his brain becomes a zombie genius and becomes president of zombies cause johns too smart for his own good*
Me: SHIZ!
*we all die horribly....no hope....*

while we're on the subject i forget are these fast "day of the dead" zombies or classic slow zombies?...doesnt really matter for us though

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:11 am

Depends where and who was infected.

I would say normal speed zombies.

v-nix · Post by **v-nix** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 3:12 pm

day of the dead? whats that?

isnt it, night of the living dead?

Count Roland · Post by **Count Roland** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 5:17 pm

88% chance of survival

nerodx · Post by **nerodx** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 8:09 pm

right, night of the living dead i think, sorry i was in spanish before and its day of the dead time in mexico

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:00 pm

It's amazing how long you can spend repeating the exact same things that have already been said by other people.

zatoichi · Post by **zatoichi** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:20 pm

It's amazing how long you can spend repeating the exact same things that have already been said by other people.

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:25 pm

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:26 pm

It's amazin' how long ya' kin spend repeatin' de 'esact same doodads dat gots already been said by oda' sucka's.

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:28 pm