funny jokes for a parttime laugh
funny jokes for a parttime laugh
hey why dont we post funny jokes so we can laugh?
i'll start
What is the difference between a man and an ass?
ANS:a man can make an ass out of himself but an ass cant make a man out of it self.
i'll start
What is the difference between a man and an ass?
ANS:a man can make an ass out of himself but an ass cant make a man out of it self.
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ok so a hillbilly went to a city to see if he could find a wife, he found one and after marrying her he went on a honeymoon, however he returned home alone his father asked, "Where's your wife?" he says, "I found out she was a virgin, so I shot her." the father replies "Serves her right if she wasn't good enough for her own family she certainly wasn't good enough for ours."
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And how many people actually know this little fact? Not me, for one.Renegade_Turner wrote:There is no source to prove that the quote was said by Albert Einstein…
This doesn't matter to me, because it's not me that didn't include the full quote.Renegade_Turner wrote:The actual quote would be "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." anyway.
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i just had a good joke.
ram was a student in the 2nd grade.
the teacher was giving home work to everybody exept ram cause he was stupid.
ram : mam' where is my homework?
teacher:ok write whatever that you can in yer book
ram : ok i wont forget it.
teacher : i'd rather you did.
ram was going home in the school bus.on the way he saw the security of a building shouting FIRE FIRE.
Ram : i'll write that in my book.
When he got home his parent's were fighting because they were wrestlers.
father slapped the mother and she fell under the table and it was about to break on her.
father : get out from under there you stupid.
ram : i'll write that in my book (LOL!!)
soon after the fight his brother was playing cricket. he hit a sixer.
father : what a sixer.
then the brothers girlfriend came.
girlfriend : can we go to carrefore today?
brother : no darling we will go tomorrow.
ram wrote that in his notebook too.(double lol!!!!!!)
at school during the music class the next day.
music sir : i would like to introduce my son shyamu to the class.shymu why dont you sing a song for us?
Shyamu : first you then me.
ram : i'll write that in my book too.(lol )
then during the p.e period. a cricket match was going on.
bowler : here is a fast one.
the ball hit his kisser.
wicket keeper : man it smashed her kisser(showing a thumbs up sign)
ram : that sounds nice i'll add it to my book
so now his notebook has 5 sentences.
1 : FIRE FIRE
2 : get out from under there you stupid.
3 : what a sixer
4 : no darling we will go tomorrow
5 : first you then me.
6 : man it smashed her kisser
so in the teacher's class.
teacher : ram read out your ansers (yawning)
ram screamed : FIRE FIRE
teacher went under the table.
ram : get out from under there you stupid
teacher came out and slapped his face
ram : what a sixer.
teacher (getting angry ) : we will go to the principle's office now.
ram : no darling we'll go tomorrow
in the principles office
principle : remove yer trousers
ram : first you then me
principle got angry. he bent down and swing the cane at his legs.ram jumped and the cane hit the teachers kisser( )
ram : nice it smashed her kisser.showing the thumbs up sign.
ram was a student in the 2nd grade.
the teacher was giving home work to everybody exept ram cause he was stupid.
ram : mam' where is my homework?
teacher:ok write whatever that you can in yer book
ram : ok i wont forget it.
teacher : i'd rather you did.
ram was going home in the school bus.on the way he saw the security of a building shouting FIRE FIRE.
Ram : i'll write that in my book.
When he got home his parent's were fighting because they were wrestlers.
father slapped the mother and she fell under the table and it was about to break on her.
father : get out from under there you stupid.
ram : i'll write that in my book (LOL!!)
soon after the fight his brother was playing cricket. he hit a sixer.
father : what a sixer.
then the brothers girlfriend came.
girlfriend : can we go to carrefore today?
brother : no darling we will go tomorrow.
ram wrote that in his notebook too.(double lol!!!!!!)
at school during the music class the next day.
music sir : i would like to introduce my son shyamu to the class.shymu why dont you sing a song for us?
Shyamu : first you then me.
ram : i'll write that in my book too.(lol )
then during the p.e period. a cricket match was going on.
bowler : here is a fast one.
the ball hit his kisser.
wicket keeper : man it smashed her kisser(showing a thumbs up sign)
ram : that sounds nice i'll add it to my book
so now his notebook has 5 sentences.
1 : FIRE FIRE
2 : get out from under there you stupid.
3 : what a sixer
4 : no darling we will go tomorrow
5 : first you then me.
6 : man it smashed her kisser
so in the teacher's class.
teacher : ram read out your ansers (yawning)
ram screamed : FIRE FIRE
teacher went under the table.
ram : get out from under there you stupid
teacher came out and slapped his face
ram : what a sixer.
teacher (getting angry ) : we will go to the principle's office now.
ram : no darling we'll go tomorrow
in the principles office
principle : remove yer trousers
ram : first you then me
principle got angry. he bent down and swing the cane at his legs.ram jumped and the cane hit the teachers kisser( )
ram : nice it smashed her kisser.showing the thumbs up sign.