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Then this would never happen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv4Sia94Cu8BunnyWithStick wrote:So you mean you're NOT a 92-year-old woman?
What if the world was replaced by Dwarf Fortress?
Neither would this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bicIwwQhNtc
What if God had a man crush for Satan?
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Maybe God is choleric and snapped at some point?
Maybe he cries himself to sleep because of this?
I don't know..
Could also be that God is actually Satan and Satan, now being God, put a restraining order on him for touching him or whatever.
God at first obeyed the order, but one night, he suddenly appeared in Satan's bedroom, begging for forgiveness.
Satan though, being the asshole he is, just called the cops (Gabriel). Gabriel had no choice but to put God into prison (hell).
But then the whole Jesus thing was supposed to happen, as it was foretold by God himself.
Problem was, God couldn't actually ascend from Hell to bang Maria.
So Satan went ahead and did his job.
Thus began the reign of Satan and his evil son Jesus.
Nomsayn?
Maybe he cries himself to sleep because of this?
I don't know..
Could also be that God is actually Satan and Satan, now being God, put a restraining order on him for touching him or whatever.
God at first obeyed the order, but one night, he suddenly appeared in Satan's bedroom, begging for forgiveness.
Satan though, being the asshole he is, just called the cops (Gabriel). Gabriel had no choice but to put God into prison (hell).
But then the whole Jesus thing was supposed to happen, as it was foretold by God himself.
Problem was, God couldn't actually ascend from Hell to bang Maria.
So Satan went ahead and did his job.
Thus began the reign of Satan and his evil son Jesus.
Nomsayn?
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..what? Sex ISN'T taught at your school? Where are you at - Libanon? Iran?
Or do you mean the physical act, so that you have to brood with your classmates for a good grade?
If that's your question, I wouldn't want to be in a boys-only-school.
What if people would abandon clothes and have casual sex on the streets? I'm asking myself that question ever since my 11th birthday.
Or do you mean the physical act, so that you have to brood with your classmates for a good grade?
If that's your question, I wouldn't want to be in a boys-only-school.
What if people would abandon clothes and have casual sex on the streets? I'm asking myself that question ever since my 11th birthday.
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i liked that question.Grayswandir wrote:What if an entire SWAT team farted into a jar and then released the contents into the ventilation ducts of a building?
the walls of that building would melt.
what if turner did acsept the offer of becoming king in the last cutseane?(only those who finished the game.)