What if...

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:18 pm

So you mean you're NOT a 92-year-old woman?

What if the world was replaced by Dwarf Fortress?

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:31 pm

BunnyWithStick wrote:So you mean you're NOT a 92-year-old woman?

What if the world was replaced by Dwarf Fortress?

Lol I thought of that answer but decided it was too predictable to utter.

You cheated; you asked two questions.

rudel_ic · Post by **rudel_ic** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:35 pm

BunnyWithStick wrote:So you mean you're NOT a 92-year-old woman?

What if the world was replaced by Dwarf Fortress?

Then this would never happen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv4Sia94Cu8
Neither would this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bicIwwQhNtc

What if God had a man crush for Satan?

Count Roland · Post by **Count Roland** » Mon Jun 30, 2008 11:54 pm

why would he have kicked him out of heaven if he had a man crush on him? and not only kicked him out of heaven but booted him directly into hell where everyone suffers, including satan.

rudel_ic · Post by **rudel_ic** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:24 am

Maybe God is choleric and snapped at some point?
Maybe he cries himself to sleep because of this?
I don't know..

Could also be that God is actually Satan and Satan, now being God, put a restraining order on him for touching him or whatever.
God at first obeyed the order, but one night, he suddenly appeared in Satan's bedroom, begging for forgiveness.
Satan though, being the asshole he is, just called the cops (Gabriel). Gabriel had no choice but to put God into prison (hell).
But then the whole Jesus thing was supposed to happen, as it was foretold by God himself.
Problem was, God couldn't actually ascend from Hell to bang Maria.
So Satan went ahead and did his job.
Thus began the reign of Satan and his evil son Jesus.

Nomsayn?

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 1:37 am

lol

What if God would bring dinosaurs back?

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 3:55 am

Renegade_Turner wrote:You cheated; you asked two questions.

Is answering a question with a rhetorical question really that important? I don't think so.

Doom · Post by **Doom** » Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:32 am

snovy · Post by **snovy** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 8:32 am

Doom wrote:What if God would bring dinosaurs back?

then they would fuck with our underwear.

what if sex was tought in school?

rudel_ic · Post by **rudel_ic** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 10:21 am

..what? Sex ISN'T taught at your school? Where are you at - Libanon? Iran?

Or do you mean the physical act, so that you have to brood with your classmates for a good grade?

If that's your question, I wouldn't want to be in a boys-only-school.

What if people would abandon clothes and have casual sex on the streets? I'm asking myself that question ever since my 11th birthday.

snovy · Post by **snovy** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 1:59 pm

then the smell of naked will fill the streets.
what if turner sexed with his wife?

Count Roland · Post by **Count Roland** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:36 pm

considering they had a daughter he already did.
what if tony the tiger ate you, and you weren't great?

Renegade_Turner · Post by **Renegade_Turner** » Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:42 pm

BunnyWithStick wrote:
Renegade_Turner wrote:You cheated; you asked two questions.
Is answering a question with a rhetorical question really that important? I don't think so.

You thought WRONG.

Grayswandir · Post by **Grayswandir** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 4:25 am

What if an entire SWAT team farted into a jar and then released the contents into the ventilation ducts of a building?

snovy · Post by **snovy** » Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:40 am

Grayswandir wrote:What if an entire SWAT team farted into a jar and then released the contents into the ventilation ducts of a building?

i liked that question.

the walls of that building would melt.

what if turner did acsept the offer of becoming king in the last cutseane?(only those who finished the game.)