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Post by snovy » Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:33 am

i recomend you read the top joke for emerjensy's too(when you go coco cracy :lol: )

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Post by Count Roland » Wed Jul 02, 2008 2:43 pm

stupid pun, so a farmer's milking a cow, he notices a very peculiar fly going into it's ear, later he sees the same fly in the milk, and says to himself, "In one ear out the udder"

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Post by Renegade_Turner » Wed Jul 02, 2008 6:38 pm

Did you ever see Stevie Wonder's mother?

No? Neither did he.

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Post by Count Roland » Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:58 pm

Why can't helen keller drive, the answer is because SHES A WOMAN!

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Post by Jendraz » Thu Jul 03, 2008 1:20 am

Count Roland wrote:Why can't helen keller drive, the answer is because SHES A WOMAN!
I've always like that one. It's so ridiculous.. :)

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Post by snovy » Thu Jul 03, 2008 5:48 am

Count Roland wrote:Why can't helen keller drive, the answer is because SHES A WOMAN!
i didnt quite catch that.please explain.

which is the best way to stamp a letter?

answer:wear big boots and walk on cow dung.then step onto the letter.(cracy fun) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Renegade_Turner » Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:06 pm

Jendraz wrote:
Count Roland wrote:Why can't helen keller drive, the answer is because SHES A WOMAN!
I've always like that one. It's so ridiculous.. :)
It's not actually ridiculous. There's a reason why woman are bad drivers. It's why they have cheaper car insurance! Common sense like, they must be awful!

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Post by Count Roland » Thu Jul 03, 2008 6:06 pm

snovy, helen keller was a woman who was blind and deaf, so technically she couldn't drive because of that but we say it's because she's a woman which is what makes the joke ridiculous and funny I suppose.

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Post by snovy » Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:06 am

oh ok i understood

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Post by Renegade_Turner » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:18 pm

Why did no one see the wrongnosity of my post?

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Post by Doom » Fri Jul 04, 2008 12:27 pm

because no one cares...

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Post by Count Roland » Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:27 pm

because women can't get cheaper insurance. noone argues on the rest of it.

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Post by Renegade_Turner » Fri Jul 04, 2008 9:39 pm

Doom wrote:because no one cares...
STFU.
Count Roland wrote:because women can't get cheaper insurance. noone argues on the rest of it.
Lol what? Women on average get cheaper car insurance than men. They're seen as more responsible drivers with less chance of crashing.

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Post by Count Roland » Fri Jul 04, 2008 11:04 pm

that's insane! I should crash a woman's car into the dmv for that, also maybe wells fargo, and geico, lets see you save me fifteen percent on car insurance when that's how much of your building's left! also what are michael jacksons insurance rates? does it count as male or female?

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Post by Makrond » Sat Jul 05, 2008 1:50 am

##########WARNING: FACT ALERT##########

Women are considered better drivers because they actually do what they're told to on driving tests. The problem is they do it all the time. What you do to pass a driving test =/= driving well on the road (in a perfect world, it would, but this isn't a perfect world).

The More You Know™

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