Slightly worried about my sanity
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Its too late for me now, i've spent too much time with invertin, it's...too...late...for...me.........leave...without...me...*dead*Chainsaw man wrote:It would seem Invertin has been exposed to the Radiation of Mutant Hentai p0rn.
When looking must ware safty equiptment, or your sanity will be alterd Dramaticly.
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Re: Slightly worried about my sanity
PtahahahHHAAAAHAAAHAAAAAAAAAAH I'm going nuts nuts nuts... Nuts! To nut, I nut, you nut, To nut, nut, nutted, Walnuts! coconuts, swallows, invisible horses and flying cows! Wooden rabbit, haha, Nuts! Printer won't stop... to stop... stop stop stop... I stop, you stop stop...
STOP!
Can't get -stop- flash back onto my -stop- computer.... stop stop...
homework...-stop- piling up... -stop-
Grade failure... stop...
stopping people stomping me... stop...
haha, stopstop, hah, going swimming... stop...
Flat world with witchcraft and curfews... Turtles!
Orang utans are not monkeys... Stop!
To wash the movement of air...
Rince... haha Stop! ha
YARYARGARBL! Printer won't print my stopping homework...
STOP!
...hammertime.
...and then to think that that's going slightly more back on-topic...
STOP!
Can't get -stop- flash back onto my -stop- computer.... stop stop...
homework...-stop- piling up... -stop-
Grade failure... stop...
stopping people stomping me... stop...
haha, stopstop, hah, going swimming... stop...
Flat world with witchcraft and curfews... Turtles!
Orang utans are not monkeys... Stop!
To wash the movement of air...
Rince... haha Stop! ha
YARYARGARBL! Printer won't print my stopping homework...
STOP!
...hammertime.
...and then to think that that's going slightly more back on-topic...
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Re: Slightly worried about my sanity
yes... that is on topic isn't it...
so is this:
The creepy little goblin that lives in a hole in the floor under my bed has been keeping my up lately... it seems he wants some butter for his grout... and a spoon to stir it with... he won't shut up, and last night he threatened to strangle me if i didn't go get him a fork. i told him that if i got him a fork i would find it ground into a stump, and lying in my carpet, with half dried oatmeal on it. his only reply was: oh no... me doesn't break fork no mores, dey ony need for eat da ramen noodles usur gava me last tueseday.
Re: Slightly worried about my sanity
You want insanity? Here you go.
Ehehe.. Ha.. Wait.. Wait, stay.. No, go- STAY! Stay, but.. Over there.. Stay with me, but over there..
When people get close I get nervous.. I get scared, and when I get scared, they get scared, and when they get scared, bad things happen.. Bad, bad. NO! WRONG! BAD!
..I shouldn't have done it.. Heh.. No.....
Hehehehehehehehe.. AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ehehe.. Ha.. Wait.. Wait, stay.. No, go- STAY! Stay, but.. Over there.. Stay with me, but over there..
When people get close I get nervous.. I get scared, and when I get scared, they get scared, and when they get scared, bad things happen.. Bad, bad. NO! WRONG! BAD!
..I shouldn't have done it.. Heh.. No.....
Hehehehehehehehe.. AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Re: Slightly worried about my sanity
Isn't that closer to the term Skitsofrantic? (Cant spell it correctly it seems...)
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Re: Slightly worried about my sanity
Here is the most sane thing I have come up with.
Everyone is a mindless drone of the Collony of man. We asume we know who our Queen ant is, but we really don't. These master minds control us though our altar of the modern age, or should I say,
our TV sets, they guide us to hate one another, and influence us to take substances that quench our desire of freedom. So gladly we take these gifts with our meningless currency.
We ignore the suffering and putrid genosides that take place. Rape, inconsentual torcher, murder of the inocence, yet we stand by and do nothing, but you dont, because your as good as a passive nutterd bull out on the prairy. We just do as the box says, Spend our blood earnd cash on unclean food, cause there is a chance we will live. instead we let our spirits be eaten away, and reduced to ashs.
We live to be the Worker, ocasonaly getting the chance to be the slaver, or the many atoms of the Military mussle. Despite our pride, we keep forgetting that everyone is a rat in the rat race.
In the end, it dosent matter. we all Exsist to keep our Queen welthy, and we fuck each other like horny animals only to stregthen the ranks of the greater evil that controls us.
If we were man enough to do anything, it would be to hold your head up high and cut your throte.
To bleed like an Islamic Cow onto the dirt bellow. and you know whats strange? I feel fine
Hows that for some insanity?
Everyone is a mindless drone of the Collony of man. We asume we know who our Queen ant is, but we really don't. These master minds control us though our altar of the modern age, or should I say,
our TV sets, they guide us to hate one another, and influence us to take substances that quench our desire of freedom. So gladly we take these gifts with our meningless currency.
We ignore the suffering and putrid genosides that take place. Rape, inconsentual torcher, murder of the inocence, yet we stand by and do nothing, but you dont, because your as good as a passive nutterd bull out on the prairy. We just do as the box says, Spend our blood earnd cash on unclean food, cause there is a chance we will live. instead we let our spirits be eaten away, and reduced to ashs.
We live to be the Worker, ocasonaly getting the chance to be the slaver, or the many atoms of the Military mussle. Despite our pride, we keep forgetting that everyone is a rat in the rat race.
In the end, it dosent matter. we all Exsist to keep our Queen welthy, and we fuck each other like horny animals only to stregthen the ranks of the greater evil that controls us.
If we were man enough to do anything, it would be to hold your head up high and cut your throte.
To bleed like an Islamic Cow onto the dirt bellow. and you know whats strange? I feel fine
Hows that for some insanity?
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Re: Slightly worried about my sanity
Actually, thats the best metaphor for modern day life I've ever heard!
Mind if i quote you on that?
(As an after thought) Did you write that yourself?
Mind if i quote you on that?
(As an after thought) Did you write that yourself?