Wish game

[Count Roland]

I wish for hell to consume the earth and all people to be damned, oh wait, already been granted how about a bagged lunch.

[nerodx]

Granted, bag is on fire.

I wish Limewire wouldn't give me bad quality versions of my favorite songs.

[TheShadowInside]

granted - but now the quality is so high that just listening to it would make you go deaf

i wish i had those awesome new rock boots ive been after

[Nitsua]

Granted, but you try to put them on and they disintegrate.
I wish I had a dolllar.

[BunnyWithStick]

Granted, but it's a Zimbabwe Dollar. Yes, just one. The kind you need trillions of just to buy a loaf of bread.

[Count Roland]

yay! clean slate I wish for a shard of glass to fall from the ceiling.

[BunnyWithStick]

Oh dear, I forgot to wish. Oh well.

[Glabbit]

Granted. It spikes BunnyWithStick in the hand.

I wish the world were a better place =o

[Nitsua]

Granted, but you die before you have time to enjoy it.
I wish I had all 3 of the top consoles and the ultimate entertainment pack.

[Mike_Cuzins]

Granted, you DID have them. yesterday. but i stole them and drugged you so you forgot you ever had them.
I wish I lived by myself already.

[BunnyWithStick]

Granted, you now live by yourself. Under a bridge. As a hobo.

I wish my Dwarf Fortress mod for a playable race of humanoid dragons with short range fire breath attack and a claw attack (With the name of Drakons stolen directly from Geneforge) wouldn't create infinite "…cancels <job>: Dangerous Terrain" spam as soon as they started to fly. (The game still thinks that they can't fly and assume that something made them end up in midair, which is therefore dangerous terrain to be in if you can't fly)

[Chainsaw man]

Graunted, The Spaming causes the entire system to crash, now you cant play it at all.
I wish I... no whait, I got the Tarrot cards to do that for me, Never mind!

[invertin]

You burn in purgatory for not giving a wish. Well done.

I wish... That.. That I could get my Pivot skillz back. D:

[Chainsaw man]

Granted. You begin to walk, and you begin moving like a stick.
I wish I had Photo shop again for this Shoop da Whoop Image idea that is bugging the hell out of me.

I also wish the Picture wont attack me.

[Glabbit]

Granted. You get Shoop-da-Wooped by Percy wearing a Luigi hat.

I wish this wish had only positive effects