Wish game

[Ragdollmaster]

Granted. I wish I wish I had a fish.

[Lotus Wolf]

how'd you get back i thought the Barracuda ate you...
Granted: the Shark eats you.
I wish for a piece of lint.

[BunnyWithStick]

Granted, but it bites you and gives you rabies.

I wish some random religious person would die and resurrect and prove a religion or two.

[Ragdollmaster]

Granted, but it turns out to be a Buddhist and now we are forced to accept our lives are worthless because they should be spent on keeping the next generation's lives as good as possible, and they'll do the same thing, meaning an endless cycle of sacrifice and pain for the irony of the same thing happening with no positive effect.

I wish I had a taco.

[Lotus Wolf]

granted, but its so spicy your tongue is covered with blisters and burns.

I wish for an ace of spades (card)

[MONKEYZ RULE]

You got a paper cut and it gets infected and you die.

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

[Chainsaw man]

No...

I wish that my RPC would not jam!

[BunnyWithStick]

Granted, but when you fire it, the chainsaw turns around and decapitates you for no reason.

I wish I had an idea

[invertin]

Granted. You turn the idea into a book, a film and a videogame.

Unfortunately the idea sucked and you lost all the money you put into it.

Also someone else did it first.



I wish KoToR 3 would come out.


And that it would be good.

[BunnyWithStick]

Granted, but you spontaneously combust just as you're about to play it for the first time.

I wish I had a .

[blood-shard]

Granted,but it turns out to be of no use and then disapears

[Lotus Wolf]

Ha you didn't wish, i get a free one

I wish i had faster internet, and undetectable piracy skills...

[blood-shard]

well ill have my wish now then >:D i wish that i get what lotus wolf just wished for ! xD

[Lotus Wolf]

Granted, but because i didn't get what i wished for and you did, you are sued for $60000 for pirating a movie from netflix.

[Nitsua]

Now you have not wished. I wish that I had a powerlogix
g3 zif.