Wish game

[Lotus Wolf]

Granted but i has a virus in it that causes it to explode when you try to use it.

I wish for Ultimate Logic

[Nitsua]

Granted, but the sheer power causes your brain to explode.
I wish for a board with a nail in it.

[roboneko77]

granted,but you will hit yourself with it
i wish overgrowth was realsed today

[Lotus Wolf]

Granted, but it isn't done yet, and so it doesn't work.

I wish my copputer hadn't run out of battery power, and i still had my work on a hardedge sword for my "Weapon Shop".

[BunnyWithStick]

Why the hell would you be working on a model of a sword even after the big dialogue box saying "You are now running on reserve battery power" popped up and told you to save your work and/or plug the computer into a power source?

[Lotus Wolf]

cause it didn't say that! i dont know why... but it didn't. so i lost the hardedge. i will try to make it again.

[Count Roland]

I wish I had mayonnaise

[BunnyWithStick]

Granted, but it's actually a jar of "Mayonaise", which promptly eats you.

I wish for a mounted ass. Y'know, the kind that you put on a wall. Like a mounted deer head, but it's an ass.

[Lotus Wolf]

Granted, but a Shit-Weasel from Steven King's Dreamcatcher pops out of it and eats you.

I wish for a super computer, called HAL.

[Glabbit]

Granted, but it sends you flipping into space for no apparent reason and then slams you into a large black rectangular rock somehow.

I wish to know the meaning of 42.

[nerodx]

the answer to life, the universe, and everything = 42.
Everyone knows that!Learn to google.
Oh, but then you infect google with a virus and now life, the universe, and everything explodes.

I wish I didn't fail science this quarter.

[Glabbit]

the answer to life, the universe, and everything = 42.
Everyone knows that!Learn to google.

Oh, but I know that, but I want to know the meaning of 42.
You misinterpreted my wish.

[Blorx]

i wish we guys had magical powers that let them know when girls are on their period without being told
*sigh...*

and i wish that i had a better grade in pre-cal
=P

and 42 is the age YOU are going to die at

[Lotus Wolf]

i have to agree with everything he said, except for the better grade, cause i can't really relate...

I Wish for eggsalad

[Grayswandir]

Granted. Someone sneaks into your room at night and smashes your skull in with a sledge hammer.