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Rednecks... so stupid...
Two Aliens make a Landing in Egypt to find other life forms.
They Come to an Abandoned Petrol station. Its paticularly resonable in size.
They deside to make an aproch. the Aparent leader of the Expidion walks up to one of the Petrol pumps and says "Greetings Earthling, take us to your leader"
and Of course. the Petrol pump says nothing. There is a breif pause before he says again "Earthling! Take us to your Leader! Now!" he says iritated by the pumps insolence, one of the others in the expidion looks up at him warryed "Ough.... dont do that, ugh..." How ever he is silenced.
The Expidon leader says once more "Look earthling if you dont take me to your Leader now, Im going to get very angery!!!". Again the same Alien says "I dont think thats a good Idea, you dont..." again he was silenced "Lisson! dont Queston my way of handing diplomacy, this lifeforms being a stuborn little smart ass! If you got any better ideas Id like to hear them, if not shut up!"
The Alien did what he was told.
He asked the Petrol pump once more "Ok, Punk! This is the last time I ask, next time Im not asking... Take me to your leader!" Again, the Petrol pump, Unphased and unthinking just stood there as they do.
Frustrated He Grabed his Ray gun and waved it at the pump "Ok! Take me to your leader, or I wil Shoot!" The other Alien Piped up and yell "Dont do it!" the Leading Alien yelled back "Shut up!"
He aimed the Raygun at the Pump and said "ok, Im gonna give you to the count of 3 to tell me where your leader is, or I will shoot! Ill do it!" the Alien yelled. Again the Another Alien yelled "No dont! this is Crazy!"
The Alien began Counting...
"1, 2, 3 and a half!"
By this time the Other Alien began panicing and started to run.
On the full mark of 3 the Alien Shot the ray gun. The Petrol Station exploded sending the Aliens flying off into all Directions.
The Desert went quiet, Half burryed in the sand were those two Aliens. As they proseded to dig themselves out the Leading one asked "Well Zork... what the hell just happend..."
The Other said "well Captan, I tryed to warn you, but you wouldent hear me out. Any Alien with a Dick long enough to Wrap it round himself and Stick it in his owen ear you dont want to fuck with"
