Joke of the Day
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im going to post joke that goes over the funny meter:
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Re: Joke of the Day
one day a fine man was driving a car across the desert.he suddenly fell into a ditch full of water.his car started filling up with water.another man pulled his car out with his bullocart.
fine man:thanks a lot
Bullocart man: no problem
fine man:whats your name?
bullocart man:my name is shamu
fine man:my name is john
Shamu:so what work do you do?
John:i work in the city as a boss of an agency
Shamu:very nice
John:what work do you do?
Shamu:i help people
John: all the time? no way
Shamu: no i do other work in the morning
John:what work is that?
Shamu: every morning i fill this ditch with water
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I don't get it.
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That's because his jokes aren't funny, and he has the absolute worst grammar ever.
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the thing is if he had fell into the ditch and there was no water in it, then he would have survived. now every morning the sun comes up and evoporates the water. so this guy the bullocart man fills it up again.Glabbit wrote:I don't get it.
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But why does he fill it with water? If it's because he wants to purposefully trap people, why would he help them to get out?
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It's not a funny joke. It doesn't make sense. It might if proper grammar was used, but it's unintelligible.
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No it wouldn't. It doesn't make sense even when it's explained.
Er. Try again Devilsclub.
Er. Try again Devilsclub.
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/Agrees with shadow and invertin
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the people would reward him.theres a part in the story i didnt input.the guy who fell in the ditch gave the bullocart man 500$TheBigCheese wrote:But why does he fill it with water? If it's because he wants to purposefully trap people, why would he help them to get out?
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OK, so two sausages are sitting in a frying pan, and one of 'em says, "Man, it's hot in here."
And the other one says, "Oh my God, a talking sausage!"
And the other one says, "Oh my God, a talking sausage!"
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No, no, the other one is supposed to say, "So take off all your clothes."
And then they break out into song and dance.
And then they break out into song and dance.
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I heard this joke, only with muffins in an oven.kehaar wrote:OK, so two sausages are sitting in a frying pan, and one of 'em says, "Man, it's hot in here."
And the other one says, "Oh my God, a talking sausage!"
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Re: Joke of the Day
i dident understand Devilsclub's jokes ._. it made more sense when count roland's Rp character orgier shoveled dirt into his ears while chewing up a knife
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Ogier mind you, not orgier he is not named for partaking in orgies. hahaha