Joke of the Day

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Devilsclub » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:15 am

im going to post joke that goes over the funny meter:

[] :lol: ----------- :D -------- :) --------- :o --------- :( --------- :x --------- :cry:

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Devilsclub » Fri Apr 10, 2009 9:22 am

one day a fine man was driving a car across the desert.he suddenly fell into a ditch full of water.his car started filling up with water.another man pulled his car out with his bullocart.
fine man:thanks a lot
Bullocart man: no problem
fine man:whats your name?
bullocart man:my name is shamu
fine man:my name is john
Shamu:so what work do you do?
John:i work in the city as a boss of an agency
Shamu:very nice
John:what work do you do?
Shamu:i help people
John: all the time? no way
Shamu: no i do other work in the morning
John:what work is that?
Shamu: every morning i fill this ditch with water
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Glabbit » Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:26 am

I don't get it.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by shadow717 » Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:37 am

That's because his jokes aren't funny, and he has the absolute worst grammar ever.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Devilsclub » Sun Apr 12, 2009 8:06 am

Glabbit wrote:I don't get it.
the thing is if he had fell into the ditch and there was no water in it, then he would have survived. now every morning the sun comes up and evoporates the water. so this guy the bullocart man fills it up again.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by TheBigCheese » Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:25 am

But why does he fill it with water? If it's because he wants to purposefully trap people, why would he help them to get out?

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by shadow717 » Sun Apr 12, 2009 11:27 am

It's not a funny joke. It doesn't make sense. It might if proper grammar was used, but it's unintelligible.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by invertin » Sun Apr 12, 2009 1:15 pm

No it wouldn't. It doesn't make sense even when it's explained.

Er. Try again Devilsclub.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Glabbit » Sun Apr 12, 2009 2:09 pm

/Agrees with shadow and invertin

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Devilsclub » Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:03 am

TheBigCheese wrote:But why does he fill it with water? If it's because he wants to purposefully trap people, why would he help them to get out?
the people would reward him.theres a part in the story i didnt input.the guy who fell in the ditch gave the bullocart man 500$

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by kehaar » Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:16 pm

OK, so two sausages are sitting in a frying pan, and one of 'em says, "Man, it's hot in here."
And the other one says, "Oh my God, a talking sausage!"

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Grayswandir » Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:26 pm

No, no, the other one is supposed to say, "So take off all your clothes."
And then they break out into song and dance.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by TheBigCheese » Mon Apr 13, 2009 6:49 pm

kehaar wrote:OK, so two sausages are sitting in a frying pan, and one of 'em says, "Man, it's hot in here."
And the other one says, "Oh my God, a talking sausage!"
I heard this joke, only with muffins in an oven. :lol:

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by blood-shard » Tue Apr 14, 2009 3:43 pm

i dident understand Devilsclub's jokes ._. it made more sense when count roland's Rp character orgier shoveled dirt into his ears while chewing up a knife

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Count Roland » Tue Apr 14, 2009 6:11 pm

Ogier mind you, not orgier he is not named for partaking in orgies. hahaha

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