Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

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Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Untadaike » Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:41 pm

DRUMROLL!

The bear comes at you, you climb up the stairs, the bear can't climb stairs, and you shoot Smokey to death. Repeat for any other savage beast that you randomly want to vent your anger on.

Sorry to any real Tomb Raider fans, but thats how I see it all. :lol:

Not to mention /quote: "ZOMG BOOBS"
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Renegade_Turner » Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:58 pm

You forgot "ZOMG BOOBS".
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Untadaike » Fri Apr 17, 2009 9:29 pm

ha ha, right...!!!
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by invertin » Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:37 am

Wait. I can get it in four words.

Magic.

Animals.

Shooting.

Boobs.
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Glabbit » Sat Apr 18, 2009 8:33 am

Magic? Really?
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by invertin » Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:47 am

Legends had magic.

It also had Excaliber.

And magic.
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Glabbit » Sat Apr 18, 2009 9:59 am

I never knew that. Is it a recommendable game?
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by invertin » Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:23 am

If you like Tomb Raider I guess.
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Glabbit » Sat Apr 18, 2009 3:42 pm

Nevermind, then.
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Count Roland » Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:56 pm

my summary of tomb raider
Butt
boobs
guns
kill endangered animals for no apparent reason.
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Renegade_Turner » Sat Apr 18, 2009 10:30 pm

She had a reason.

The reason?

IT WAS A F**KING BEAR. IT HAD TO DIE.
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by shadow717 » Sun Apr 19, 2009 7:06 am

I can sum it up in two words:
Magic B :idea: :idea: BS.
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Ozymandias » Sun Apr 19, 2009 8:46 am

Renegade_Turner wrote:She had a reason.

The reason?

IT WAS A F**KING BEAR. IT HAD TO DIE.
IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US! *BLAM*
THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS! *BLAM*
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Blorx » Sun Apr 19, 2009 10:28 am

"Ehm...the reasonification that I killed the bear-o-matron was because it tried to killify me and put me in a grave-a-majig where I'd rot-i-mify and presidents can't do-a-mathing that.................nucular..." - George Bush
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Untadaike » Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:18 pm

Renegade_Turner wrote:She had a reason.

The reason?

IT WAS A F**KING BEAR. IT HAD TO DIE.
right on
Count Roland wrote:kill endangered animals for no apparent reason.
beautiful
Ozymandias wrote:IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US! *BLAM*
THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS! *BLAM*
shakespeare, pure shakespeare
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