Aristocrats Jokes

[Richie Rabbit]

Okay... so this family walks into a talent agent's office.. The talent agent says " whadda you got? " Dad says " well maybe we should show you." Dad then starts to strip his daughter down to her underpants while mother & son circle around them. He picks up a giant saw & starts to HACK through the little girl's torso. Once he's halfway done sawing her he grabs the gash & then just TEARS her in half! And she starts screaming in a horrific manner. Blood is gushing into the air & everyone gets naked & dances in the red rain. Mother starts to fist her son which of course gives him a MASSIVE erection! Meanwhile Dad stretches his anus open as wide as possible & the dog jumps HEAD-FIRST into the butthole. So Dad runs around with the dog's head up his ass! The son squirts cum right onto his mom's face. Mom takes a MASSIVE SHIT on the floor! Dad slips on the shit~ cracks his head open on the floor & he starts pissing into his own mouth. Mom then presses her asshole to her son's mouth & his mouth is FILLED with her liquid shit. Son then SPITS the shit back into his mother's ass & they go back & forth with it awhile.. ~ Until~ Dad gets up & shoots them in the head & then himself. The dog pops out of dad's anus & does a backward somersault.. The talent agent gets up & says " THAT'S AMAZING! What do you call it?? " The dog says... " The Sophisticates! "
Can any of you guys/gals out do this sick joke? My dad told me this joke a year or two ago..
Zip says: Appropriate?

[Blorx]

Eh.....

[Richie Rabbit]

cold..

[Blorx]

It's like taking a Preschool Tea Party Massacre song and turning it into a joke...

[Richie Rabbit]

Ye...yes? xD

[shadow717]

That was pretty urm... f**ked up.

[Ozymandias]

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My friend showed these to me a few years back.

[Devilsclub]

Man that is SICK i wish there was a vomit smiley like :puke:

[nerodx]

Yeah I've heard versions of this before, I never really found it funny either, nice try though.