Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences
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what about with the massive rare octopus, that survives half in half out of water in an underground ruin, and you can just walk right around it and bump into and not have anything happen to you, so you drop a massive spiked platform onto it's head???
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I hated that bit.
I a was all like "YEAH. FRIKKEN EPIC KRAKEN BOSS.
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Wait.. It's blind? It isn't going to do anything?
I've got to kill it with this spike platform?
Why the heck was there a kraken there if IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?
Wouldn't it have been easier just to puta big ROCK there that smashes open when you drop the platform on it!?"
I a was all like "YEAH. FRIKKEN EPIC KRAKEN BOSS.
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Wait.. It's blind? It isn't going to do anything?
I've got to kill it with this spike platform?
Why the heck was there a kraken there if IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?
Wouldn't it have been easier just to puta big ROCK there that smashes open when you drop the platform on it!?"
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IT WAS A F**KING BEAR, IT HAD TO DI-...you get the picture by now.Count Roland wrote:what about with the massive rare octopus, that survives half in half out of water in an underground ruin, and you can just walk right around it and bump into and not have anything happen to you, so you drop a massive spiked platform onto it's head???
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That's your explanation to everything
"Why was there a giant monster attacking the city in Cloverfield?"
"IT WAS A FUCKING BEAR!"
"How did the dinosaurs go extinct?"
"THEY WERE ATTACKED BY FUCKING BEARS!"
"Why couldn't I have been born a few years before so I would be old enough to watch Watchmen?"
"YOUR MOTHER IS A FUCKING BEAR!"
etc.
"Why was there a giant monster attacking the city in Cloverfield?"
"IT WAS A FUCKING BEAR!"
"How did the dinosaurs go extinct?"
"THEY WERE ATTACKED BY FUCKING BEARS!"
"Why couldn't I have been born a few years before so I would be old enough to watch Watchmen?"
"YOUR MOTHER IS A FUCKING BEAR!"
etc.
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Hmm...what about the birds?
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Fixed.invertin wrote:"Why was there a giant monster attacking the city in Cloverfield?"
"THE PEOPLE OF NEW YORK WERE FUCKING BEARS, THEY HAD TO DIE!"
"How did the dinosaurs go extinct?"
"THEY WERE FUCKING BEARS, THEY HAD TO DIE!"
"Why couldn't I have been born a few years before so I would be old enough to watch Watchmen?"
"YOUR MOTHER IS A FUCKING BEAR, SHE HAS TO DIE!"
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Ha ha ha!
Me are laugheding! Buh aford not i cann too that do, beacuse uf much to englis humwork
Me are laugheding! Buh aford not i cann too that do, beacuse uf much to englis humwork
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oooh, boobs...........oooh, guns.........oooh, boobs
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It was South Park actually, but I can see where there could be some confusionUntadaike wrote:shakespeare, pure shakespeareOzymandias wrote:IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US! *BLAM*
THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS! *BLAM*
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lol! Clarification: Shakespeare = adjective. It's definition is "the writing referenced 'hits the spot' bang on". Or, it's "beautiful writing", often used sarcastically.Viking Zippy wrote:It was South Park actually, but I can see where there could be some confusionUntadaike wrote:shakespeare, pure shakespeareOzymandias wrote:IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US! *BLAM*
THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS! *BLAM*
My usage(yes, that's a word, peasant) was the prior meaning.
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You're a spastic.Untadaike wrote:(yes, that's a word, peasant)
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lol, the entire Wolfire forum is.
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Not half as much as you are currently being.
I liked you better when you were Frigo o.-
I liked you better when you were Frigo o.-
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YOU'RE A FUCKING BEAR! YOU HAVE TO DIE!Glabbit wrote:Not half as much as you are currently being.
I liked you better when you were Frigo o.-
There, all better Glabbit?