Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Count Roland » Sun Apr 19, 2009 5:15 pm

what about with the massive rare octopus, that survives half in half out of water in an underground ruin, and you can just walk right around it and bump into and not have anything happen to you, so you drop a massive spiked platform onto it's head???
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by invertin » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:01 am

I hated that bit.

I a was all like "YEAH. FRIKKEN EPIC KRAKEN BOSS.

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Wait.. It's blind? It isn't going to do anything?

I've got to kill it with this spike platform?

Why the heck was there a kraken there if IT DIDN'T DO ANYTHING?

Wouldn't it have been easier just to puta big ROCK there that smashes open when you drop the platform on it!?"
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Johannes » Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:47 am

I know the joke's been made before, but in two words,

Boob Physics.
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Renegade_Turner » Mon Apr 20, 2009 10:01 am

Count Roland wrote:what about with the massive rare octopus, that survives half in half out of water in an underground ruin, and you can just walk right around it and bump into and not have anything happen to you, so you drop a massive spiked platform onto it's head???
IT WAS A F**KING BEAR, IT HAD TO DI-...you get the picture by now.
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by invertin » Mon Apr 20, 2009 2:19 pm

That's your explanation to everything

"Why was there a giant monster attacking the city in Cloverfield?"

"IT WAS A FUCKING BEAR!"

"How did the dinosaurs go extinct?"

"THEY WERE ATTACKED BY FUCKING BEARS!"

"Why couldn't I have been born a few years before so I would be old enough to watch Watchmen?"

"YOUR MOTHER IS A FUCKING BEAR!"

etc.
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Blorx » Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:28 pm

Hmm...what about the birds?
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Renegade_Turner » Mon Apr 20, 2009 4:54 pm

invertin wrote:"Why was there a giant monster attacking the city in Cloverfield?"

"THE PEOPLE OF NEW YORK WERE FUCKING BEARS, THEY HAD TO DIE!"

"How did the dinosaurs go extinct?"

"THEY WERE FUCKING BEARS, THEY HAD TO DIE!"

"Why couldn't I have been born a few years before so I would be old enough to watch Watchmen?"

"YOUR MOTHER IS A FUCKING BEAR, SHE HAS TO DIE!"
Fixed.
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Untadaike » Mon Apr 20, 2009 11:02 pm

Ha ha ha!
Me are laugheding! Buh aford not i cann too that do, beacuse uf much to englis humwork
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Blind Pew » Sat May 23, 2009 12:25 am

oooh, boobs...........oooh, guns.........oooh, boobs
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Viking Zippy » Mon May 25, 2009 2:22 pm

Untadaike wrote:
Ozymandias wrote:IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US! *BLAM*
THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS! *BLAM*
shakespeare, pure shakespeare
It was South Park actually, but I can see where there could be some confusion ;)
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Untadaike » Mon May 25, 2009 9:58 pm

Viking Zippy wrote:
Untadaike wrote:
Ozymandias wrote:IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US! *BLAM*
THIN OUT THEIR NUMBERS! *BLAM*
shakespeare, pure shakespeare
It was South Park actually, but I can see where there could be some confusion ;)
lol! Clarification: Shakespeare = adjective. It's definition is "the writing referenced 'hits the spot' bang on". Or, it's "beautiful writing", often used sarcastically.

My usage(yes, that's a word, peasant) was the prior meaning.
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Renegade_Turner » Tue May 26, 2009 6:59 am

Untadaike wrote:(yes, that's a word, peasant)
You're a spastic.
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Untadaike » Tue May 26, 2009 3:02 pm

lol, the entire Wolfire forum is.
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Glabbit » Tue May 26, 2009 3:05 pm

Not half as much as you are currently being.
I liked you better when you were Frigo o.-
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Re: Summing up Tomb Raider series in 2 sentences

Post by Untadaike » Tue May 26, 2009 3:19 pm

Glabbit wrote:Not half as much as you are currently being.
I liked you better when you were Frigo o.-
YOU'RE A FUCKING BEAR! YOU HAVE TO DIE! :lol:
There, all better Glabbit? :)
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