Awesome jokes about lugaru
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Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
This thread is not living up to his name.
The only joke I found funny is the one with the talent agency and that only because
I saw this topic: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4888#p77745
Now I am depressed.
The only joke I found funny is the one with the talent agency and that only because
I saw this topic: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4888#p77745
Now I am depressed.
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
My point exactly. Just putting 'awesome' in the name of a thread doesn't automatically make it such.tokage wrote:This thread is not living up to his name.
The only joke I found funny is the one with the talent agency and that only because
I saw this topic: viewtopic.php?f=1&t=4888#p77745
Now I am depressed.
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Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
me neither........
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
a joke...
a hardcore rabbit comes at a bar and parcks his byke, goes into the bar has a few drinks, and when he returns to the bike theres a piss on it, the rabbit rushed into the bar angry and yelled : "who da hell did that" , the wolf answerd "i did... so?" the rabbit : "...i came to tell you that its dried up."
lemme trie another one maybe the first didnt have succes D:
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a rabbit finds a botle of strong booz , has a drink and falls unconcious, a wolf comes and finds the rabbit knoed out with the booz in his hand, takes the booz gets drunk and kills everyone around him, the rabbit wakes up, looks around him and says "wow, i never thaught i'd be so violent when i'm drunk..."
hope they satisfyed you guys D:
a hardcore rabbit comes at a bar and parcks his byke, goes into the bar has a few drinks, and when he returns to the bike theres a piss on it, the rabbit rushed into the bar angry and yelled : "who da hell did that" , the wolf answerd "i did... so?" the rabbit : "...i came to tell you that its dried up."
lemme trie another one maybe the first didnt have succes D:
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a rabbit finds a botle of strong booz , has a drink and falls unconcious, a wolf comes and finds the rabbit knoed out with the booz in his hand, takes the booz gets drunk and kills everyone around him, the rabbit wakes up, looks around him and says "wow, i never thaught i'd be so violent when i'm drunk..."
hope they satisfyed you guys D:
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Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Oh god, that's hilarious!!jo-shadow wrote:
Q:"What do you call a hundred rabbits in a row taking a step backwards?"
A:"A receding hare line"
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
I fail to see the humor in these jokes, as in I actually cannot figure out what is supposed to be funny.Flex wrote:a joke...
a hardcore rabbit comes at a bar and parcks his byke, goes into the bar has a few drinks, and when he returns to the bike theres a piss on it, the rabbit rushed into the bar angry and yelled : "who da hell did that" , the wolf answerd "i did... so?" the rabbit : "...i came to tell you that its dried up."
lemme trie another one maybe the first didnt have succes D:
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a rabbit finds a botle of strong booz , has a drink and falls unconcious, a wolf comes and finds the rabbit knoed out with the booz in his hand, takes the booz gets drunk and kills everyone around him, the rabbit wakes up, looks around him and says "wow, i never thaught i'd be so violent when i'm drunk..."
hope they satisfyed you guys D:
Sorry.
Re: Fail jokes about lugaru
Aye, so far none of these jokes, (mine included) have been any good. :[
C'mon there must be someone here capable of making a good, witty joke that's Lugaru themed
C'mon there must be someone here capable of making a good, witty joke that's Lugaru themed
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Q: What do you call a rabbit?
A: LOOKING THE WRONG WAY *SPINEBREAK*
A: LOOKING THE WRONG WAY *SPINEBREAK*
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Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Wolf 1: How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
Wolf 2: When it has hares in it.
Turner's Mom: What do you want to do when you grow up.
Turner: I'm gonna join the Hare Force.
Turner's Mom: Look at what the sweet easter bunny left for you in the basket.
Turner: Deviled eggs? Wtf?
Rabbit Ray: ( He see a rabbit walking by ) Hey jack look! that guy is missing an eye,one of his ears, his tail!
Rabbit Jack:Yea.. i know the guy, he lost them parts after fighting off a pack of wolves.
Rabbit Ray: You know him? whats his name?
Rabbit Jack: Hoppy-go-lucky.
Turner: So why do they call you honey bunny?
Honey Bunny: My mother was a bee..
Wolf 2: When it has hares in it.
Turner's Mom: What do you want to do when you grow up.
Turner: I'm gonna join the Hare Force.
Turner's Mom: Look at what the sweet easter bunny left for you in the basket.
Turner: Deviled eggs? Wtf?
Rabbit Ray: ( He see a rabbit walking by ) Hey jack look! that guy is missing an eye,one of his ears, his tail!
Rabbit Jack:Yea.. i know the guy, he lost them parts after fighting off a pack of wolves.
Rabbit Ray: You know him? whats his name?
Rabbit Jack: Hoppy-go-lucky.
Turner: So why do they call you honey bunny?
Honey Bunny: My mother was a bee..
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Those two were actually quite funny xDRichie Rabbit wrote:Wolf 1: How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew?
Wolf 2: When it has hares in it.
Turner's Mom: What do you want to do when you grow up.
Turner: I'm gonna join the Hare Force.
Re: Awesome jokes about lugaru
Haha, very nice!
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There was a whaleman swimming in the water. The whaleman notice a boat filled with rabbits rowing across the ocean. For his amusement he blew a massive air bubble at the boat tossing the rabbits into the ocean. Whaleman swims up to look at the shocked & confused rabbits. One of the rabbits yelled out to whaleman " PLEASE DON'T EAT US!" Whaleman looked at the rabbit & said.. " I may enjoy blowing you guys off.... but i don't swallow seamen"