A little Game :P

[Wilbefast]

You all know the game: someone writes a sentence on a piece of paper and passes it on to the next person, who adds another and passes it on again, and so on and so forth: you end up with the kind of story that belongs right here, on the randomness board

To make things a little more interesting and to stop people from rambling too much, here are a couple of rules:

• No more than 100 words per post: google "word-count" unless you enjoy boredom.
• At least 3 people must post before you're allowed to post again.
• You can only add 1 object or person per post.
• You can't contradict anything that has been said previously.
• Anything else is fine!

I reserve the right to break the rules occasionally to keep things moving

Okay - let's get this show on the road:

• Boris woke up and immediately wished he hadn't: his face felt like it had been run over by a van. After a few minutes of swearing he opened his eyes and was greeted by the sight of blackness. Feeling around in the blackitude for a light-switch Boris's fingers brushed some sort of metal implement before coming to rest on what seemed to a switch of some sort, and which he immediately pressed - there was light!

(first post gets to choose the location and 3 objects/people - good luck )

[Lotus Wolf]

The metal implement Boris had felt was actually a bear trap, and as he pressed the switch to turn on the lights, it closed on his hand.

[Untadaike]

Boris heard his scream of pain echo, so he must be in an enclosed area with a very high ceiling of some kind. He didn't notice, since he was just a little distracted. After much dissipation of strength, he lifts his enclosed hand and the entire trap and held it against his bed, attempting to stench the leak of blood.

(60 words)

[Skofo]

Then Boris woke up, and he was back in his original snail form sleeping in his little snail shell. "What an odd dream," he snail-spoke as he squelched his body partially out of his shell.

[Devilsclub]

Then Boris suddenly woke up.He realised that he was not a snail after all, it was just a bad dream.Then his mother came in and said"Boris wake up its time to eat your cricket balls"

[Wilbefast]

Boris's mother was of course referring to the cricket game he was participating in that morning and how bad he was at batting (although he was suprisingly good at fielding). Boris felt very much awake now - not in the slightest bit as though in a dream. He got out of bed, took his lucky cricket ball from the shelf and rushed out the door and into the street...

[Blind Pew]

where he was promptly run over by a psychotic mailman with something against sports that didn't originate on the island of Svaalbard. But little did the mailman know that Boris was still alive and clinging (like a spider) to the underside of the mail truck, biding his time...waiting for the moment when he would have his vengeance.

[BunnyWithStick]

Just then Boris noticed a magic post-it note stuck to the underside of the vehicle with the words "Wolfire new record first reply causes complete insanity!" written on it. He turned it over and noticed that "P.S: Use this to open the gate of the secret magical My-Little-Pony castle of Aaaaaah! and also get free tacos at your local convenience store. Even though they don't actually have tacos." was written on the back.

[Devilsclub]

Boris knew what he had to do.He took out his sword and poked the engine of the van.The van blasted and boris died.(end of story)(starting new story.)
One fine morning Turner woke up in his bed and found that May(2daughter) was missing.When he went out he saw that Alpha wolf was running away holding aprilto.Turner called skipper, and his new wife kiara(from the great battle of lugaru part I).