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Re: Forum game: Arms Race!

Post by zoidberg rules » Tue Oct 06, 2009 4:56 pm

i believe i have won your little game
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Re: Forum game: Arms Race!

Post by Endoperez » Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:44 am

Ragdollmaster wrote:I believe I have won your little game. Again.
I believe your arrogance is as undeserved as the overuse of oversized font but any way...

What was that supposed to be? Unkown flying creature? Flumph? Any way, it did work, in a way, so I vote that Fear of the unknown wins against philosophy of nonviolence.


Ah, the image text says it's a flying spagetti monster. I have no idea what that is, but since I could beat THAT with an image of a red spork my fight will be against the fear the unknown.

Since we're getting into unknown territory now, I vote that you have to explain HOW your "weapon" beats the last one. Also, I'll ignore the finger gun. :roll:


A lit lantern would beat the unknown, by showing us what it is and thus making it known - but it wouldn't help against the fear of the unknown. The fear would remain. To show that you are not afraid, you have to choose to act despite the fear. To go the long way. To have a lantern, but keep it lightless.

The lightless lantern beats the fear of the unknown.
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Re: Forum game: Arms Race!

Post by invertin » Wed Oct 07, 2009 6:58 am

The thing he posted was the Flying Spaghetti monster. It's the god of a mock religion. I dunno about you guys but I'm going to accept the lantern thing anyway.

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But unlit lanterns are made of glass...

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Re: Forum game: Arms Race!

Post by Jimmy Jazz » Wed Oct 07, 2009 9:42 am

I'MA CHARGING MAH LAZOR!!!1!

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it had to be done...

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Re: Forum game: Arms Race!

Post by Untadaike » Wed Oct 07, 2009 12:05 pm

BlackHole wrote:While your hypernova is just a little star exploding, a quasar is the implosion of an universe, creating an entire galaxy with just this black hole. :twisted:
Doh.... I just love my nickname. ^^
lol.

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Re: Forum game: Arms Race!

Post by Ragdollmaster » Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:58 pm

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a God. You know, the kind with omnipotence aka "power of the universe" type of thing, ergo, unbeatable.

But I've forgotten about something more powerful than the Flying Spaghetti monster.

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Oh snap. I went there.

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Re: Forum game: Arms Race!

Post by invertin » Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:03 pm

Well first of all I don't think Chuck Norris qualifies as a weapon. Infact the spaghetti monster shouldn't.

And also-

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Link beats Chuck Norris!

Hurrah for inside jokes!

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Re: Forum game: Arms Race!

Post by Ragdollmaster » Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:10 pm

Chuck Norris can be anything he wants to be etc (insert more cliche Chuck Norris perfection here)

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Re: Forum game: Arms Race!

Post by zoidberg rules » Wed Oct 07, 2009 2:29 pm

Endoperez wrote: Also, I'll ignore the finger gun. :roll:
well you shouldnt
because it is the most deadly weapon knnown to mankind

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Re: Forum game: Arms Race!

Post by invertin » Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:13 pm

Seriously though Link beats Chuck Norris. Link has BOMBS. And a SWORD. What does Chuck Norris have? HE DOESN'T HAVE IMMUNITY TO BOMBS OF THAT I'M SURE

Link has the Triforce of Courage! What triforce does Chuck Norris have? Oh right, HE DOESN'T

So yeah beat link now.

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Re: Forum game: Arms Race!

Post by Uberbeard » Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:05 pm

Chuck Norris is immune to death, however.

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Re: Forum game: Arms Race!

Post by Ragdollmaster » Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:09 pm

Chuck Norris is immortal, etc etc etc, who cares about bombs or sword? And while Link might have a shield, shields are largely ineffective against bullets.

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OHEY

But it doesn't matter because I still named hypernova/hypergiant and Blackhole did his little thing with quasars. Which Link never in a million years would be able to counter; he's pretty weak, to be honest :|

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Re: Forum game: Arms Race!

Post by TheBigCheese » Wed Oct 07, 2009 10:35 pm

No wait, Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris.

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Re: Forum game: Arms Race!

Post by Eagle0600 » Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:01 am

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Time, should it be harnessed as a weapon, would only be defeated by someone who also could control time.

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Re: Forum game: Arms Race!

Post by zoidberg rules » Thu Oct 08, 2009 1:18 pm

like chuck norris

and you could see that chuck norris let bruce lee win that fight
infact chuck norrris left 10 minutes before the fight started, got one of his followers to dress up like him, then he dressed up like bruce lee and killed the chuck wannabe

all just proving that chuck norris is awesome beyond all belief

or that im on crack

:?

meh one of the two

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