what ever you say i cant remember his name xD i can just remember my fav part of that rp xDCount Roland wrote:Ogier mind you, not orgier he is not named for partaking in orgies. hahaha
Joke of the Day
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lolblood-shard wrote:when count roland's Rp character orgier shoveled dirt into his ears while chewing up a knife
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Jeez... Why'd I stop doing this?
11/9/09
Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time and reminds him to be still and keep quiet.
An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe.
"Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"
11/9/09
Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time and reminds him to be still and keep quiet.
An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe.
"Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"
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Heh heh heh. Good one.
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"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee-cord?
My ass.
My ass.
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Bush and Putin is discussing who has the best submarines.
Bush: Our sub can stay underwater for 3 months, and cant be tracked on radar or sonar!
Putin: HAH! our sub can stay underwhater for 6 months and cant be tracked on radar or sonar either!
Then they hear a sound from the dock, and up comes a submarine. A man comes out and says "Hiel Hitler! Du bist haben diesel?"
yea, sorry for the bad deutch... i dont got it as a subject, so i just guess thats how its spelled
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yes, i hidden the answer in the spoiler text... look for it if you want.,
Bush: Our sub can stay underwater for 3 months, and cant be tracked on radar or sonar!
Putin: HAH! our sub can stay underwhater for 6 months and cant be tracked on radar or sonar either!
Then they hear a sound from the dock, and up comes a submarine. A man comes out and says "Hiel Hitler! Du bist haben diesel?"
yea, sorry for the bad deutch... i dont got it as a subject, so i just guess thats how its spelled
(if you are curious, the answer for the above question is:
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yes, i hidden the answer in the spoiler text... look for it if you want.,
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Omg... Groucho Marx! One of my favorite quotes ^^Endoperez wrote:"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
11/12/09
Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"
"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.
"Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.
"No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own freakin' business."
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You're still using the Google "Joke of the day", So I know them all.
How about some Gary Larson
How about some Gary Larson
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LOL? FAR SIDE DOOD?rebel28 wrote:You're still using the Google "Joke of the day", So I know them all.
How about some Gary Larson
I know tehm all ;)