Joke of the Day

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by blood-shard » Wed Apr 15, 2009 7:44 am

Count Roland wrote:Ogier mind you, not orgier he is not named for partaking in orgies. hahaha
what ever you say i cant remember his name xD i can just remember my fav part of that rp xD

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Devilsclub » Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:18 pm

blood-shard wrote:when count roland's Rp character orgier shoveled dirt into his ears while chewing up a knife
lol :lol:

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Starrz » Mon Nov 09, 2009 4:41 pm

Jeez... Why'd I stop doing this?

11/9/09

Joe takes his friend Steve hunting for the first time and reminds him to be still and keep quiet.

An hour into the woods, Joe hears Steve screaming behind him. "I thought I told you to be quiet!" says Joe.

"Hey, I kept quiet when the snake bit me," says Steve, "and I was quiet when the fox attacked me. But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant leg just now, I heard one ask the other, 'Should we eat them now or take them with us?'"

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by kehaar » Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:07 pm

:lol: Heh heh heh. Good one.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Endoperez » Tue Nov 10, 2009 6:32 am

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Untadaike » Tue Nov 10, 2009 11:41 am

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee-cord?




My ass.

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Lord_of_Sausage » Tue Nov 10, 2009 2:02 pm

Bush and Putin is discussing who has the best submarines.
Bush: Our sub can stay underwater for 3 months, and cant be tracked on radar or sonar!
Putin: HAH! our sub can stay underwhater for 6 months and cant be tracked on radar or sonar either!

Then they hear a sound from the dock, and up comes a submarine. A man comes out and says "Hiel Hitler! Du bist haben diesel?"

yea, sorry for the bad deutch... i dont got it as a subject, so i just guess thats how its spelled :P

(if you are curious, the answer for the above question is:

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yes, i hidden the answer in the spoiler text... look for it if you want.,

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Starrz » Thu Nov 12, 2009 5:39 pm

Endoperez wrote:"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
Omg... Groucho Marx! One of my favorite quotes ^^

11/12/09

Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady came over and said. "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"

"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.

"Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.

"No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own freakin' business."

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by rebel28 » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:12 pm

You're still using the Google "Joke of the day", So I know them all.

How about some Gary Larson

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Re: Joke of the Day

Post by Starrz » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:18 pm

rebel28 wrote:You're still using the Google "Joke of the day", So I know them all.

How about some Gary Larson

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LOL? FAR SIDE DOOD?
I know tehm all ;)

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