Wish game

[zoidberg rules]

granted, youve got me!!!!lol

i wish not to be groped by invertin

[Glabbit]

Granted. You get groped by MJ instead.
Yes that makes him even scarier.


I wish for the ability to do a double backflip successfully, without needing the use of ground height changes or being hindered by them. Also that Chuck Norris will forever ignore me.

[invertin]

Granted. Everyone hates you for being a showoff.

I wsh that people would stop making Chuck Norris jokes.

[Glabbit]

Granted. Abraham Lincoln roundhouse kicks you in the face.

I wish achievements were what they used to be when they were good.

[Ragdollmaster]

Granted, but they never were, so you've created a paradox.

I wish I would stop making subtle references to MGS.

[Untadaike]

Granted, but Solid Snake beats to up because he thought you looked sexy when you made the subtle references to MGS and is disappointed that you stopped. (Wtf?)

I wish that someone could combine the speed of Safari, the security of FireFox and the functionality of Camino to create a freeware web browser. ALL FOR ME!! HA HA HA...

[NinjaRabbits]

Granted. But the speed is so fast that your brain explodes from having to comprehend such speed for so long.

I wish for no school ever again...

[invertin]

Granted.

Society collapses again.

I wish that I would stop with the procrastination.

For some reason procrastinaton is awesome to say.

[Ragdollmaster]

Granted but you are decapitated by the cyborg ninja :< Holy fuck another MGS reference

I wish I could be like the protagonist in PROTOTYPE, rahrahrahrahrah, must go destroy army.

[Armored Wolf]

Granted, but then you die of old age because no one has played this game in a couple of months.

I wish this game didn't die.

[zoidberg rules]

granted, the real world image of this thread goes from us writing on a whiteboard, to us writing on a zombie whiteboard

i wish for a stick

[Jimmy Jazz]

Congrats, you have a stick in your eye.

i wish i could use DMM (Digital matter molecular), it looks fun to mess around in.

[BlackHole]

Granted, your entire life is now in DMM and there's no escaping.

I wish free ice creams for everyone.

- Black
In politics, you have your word and your friends; go back on either and you're dead.

[Armored Wolf]

Granted, now everyone has brain freezes.

I wish that this smiley would go away:

[Assaultman67]

Granted, but it gets replaced with


Edit: Oops, forgot to wish for something ...

I wish for a good laptop that does not cause anyone harm