Wish game

[Richie Rabbit]

Granted. But his head explodes randomly.
I wish my pet's would stop fighting & hug each other.

[Uberbeard]

Granted, they're nice and cosy, but they've already killed each other.

I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her, I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala.

[Untadaike]

Haha, killer pic, dude.

[Lotus Wolf]

Granted, but my '68 Mustang runs you over.

I wish you hadn't dented the front bumper.

[BlackHole]

Granted, he went straight through the front window.

I wish there was a cinema near to my home.

[Untadaike]

Granted, but it only plays Twilight: New Moon fan made trailers 24/7.

I wish for some saran wrap to spread over a toilet.

[Lotus's GF]

Granted, but you piss all over the floor instead

I wish i could fly

[Lotus Wolf]

Granted, but I can still fly higher.

I wish that everyone here would come to my party.

[Lotus's GF]

Granted, but that guy we dont like shows up with them

I wish we were at your party right now

[BlackHole]

Granted, and all the spambots have joined too.

I wish for more smileys.

- Black
Perl is designed to give you several ways to do anything, so consider picking the most readable one.

[Lotus Wolf]

Granted, but they're oversized, and mess up the flow of your posts.

I wish I was a merry bird.

[Lotus's GF]

Granted, but I'm a more merry bird. ha!

I Wish for ...

[Armored Wolf]

Granted, but you get far too many: ...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

I wish that the next person will grant my wish in a good way.

[Lotus Wolf]

Granted, but you haven't wished your next wish yet.

I wish you would.

[Untadaike]

Granted, but--wait, what the fuck?

I wish for properly functioning toenails.