Wish game
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Re: Wish game
Granted, but your fingernails malfunction. (what the hell is a functioning toenail anyway)
I wish that I could thing of a wish that is impossible to grant in a bad way...
I wish that I could thing of a wish that is impossible to grant in a bad way...
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Granted, you can thing of such a wish, but can't think of one.
I wish I don't care about your bad way of granting this wish.
- Black
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.
I wish I don't care about your bad way of granting this wish.
- Black
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.
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Granted, but then you get aids.BlackHole wrote:Granted, you can thing of such a wish, but can't think of one.
I wish I don't care about your bad way of granting this wish.
- Black
Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one.
I wish for a fish on a small blue dish, preferably Cod but lets not be picky
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Granted, but the Cod is not cooked right and you get food poisoning
I wish that i was with Lotus right now.
I wish that i was with Lotus right now.
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Granted, but he's a corpse.Lotus's GF wrote:Granted, but the Cod is not cooked right and you get food poisoning
I wish that i was with Lotus right now.
I wish I had worded my last wish better...
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Granted, but I could still have thought of a way to beat your paradox.
I wish people stopped making "there's no way you can grant this wish in a bad way"-wishes.
- Black
Area 52 -- a location so extraordinarily top secret that Area 51 was invented just to hide it
I wish people stopped making "there's no way you can grant this wish in a bad way"-wishes.
- Black
Area 52 -- a location so extraordinarily top secret that Area 51 was invented just to hide it
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Re: Wish game
Granted, but in a bad way.
I wish that whoever grants this wish.....WILL DIE!!
I wish that whoever grants this wish.....WILL DIE!!
Re: Wish game
Granted, but I come back as a zombie and eat your brains.
I wish there was a cure to the zombie virus.
I wish there was a cure to the zombie virus.
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Granted but it mutates your body.
I wish there wasn't a mutant-zombie-and-a-half running around.
I wish there wasn't a mutant-zombie-and-a-half running around.
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Re: Wish game
Granted but a tentacle monster gets you.
I wish i could eat water & drink meat
I wish i could eat water & drink meat
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Granted but you choke on water, then someone saves you, and you drown in meat.
I wish that your mom would get out of under my bed (she keeps stealing my cookies =[ )
I wish that your mom would get out of under my bed (she keeps stealing my cookies =[ )
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Granted. She now hides in the cookie jar.
I wish I had a small leather pouch which dispenses delicious chocolate biscuits indefinitely.
I wish I had a small leather pouch which dispenses delicious chocolate biscuits indefinitely.
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Re: Wish game
Granted, but you eat so many you get fat. And die.
I wish all the chavs would die
I wish all the chavs would die
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A short but sweet life.Spartan X wrote:Granted, but you eat so many you get fat. And die.
So terribly sweet.
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Re: Wish game
Glabbit's dead?!
NOOOOOOOOO!
Anyway, granted, chavs die, and I murder you in your sleep.
I wish Glabbit hadn't died and that he was in prime condition to eat more of his chocolate biscuits, and maybe that he would share a few with me.
NOOOOOOOOO!
Anyway, granted, chavs die, and I murder you in your sleep.
I wish Glabbit hadn't died and that he was in prime condition to eat more of his chocolate biscuits, and maybe that he would share a few with me.