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Jacob woke up. He had a terrible head ache, and his ribs felt like they were shattered. He tried to pull himself to his feet, but couldn't get up. After around 30 minutes, he finally managed to pick himself up. He coughed up some blood. He noticed the blood had a greenish tint to it. Jacob decided t...

Receive: Micheal Jackson doing the moon walk.

Insert: Flying spaghetti monster.

It was getting dark, and Jacob needed to get some shelter. He was just about to enter a building, when he saw the headlights of a car in the distance, Jacob turned his flashlight on to make sure it wasn't a mutant. When he was sure that it was a car he began screaming, and jumping. The car's engine ...

I don't want to sound like a jackass, but Mcjoggin, none of those were funny, and some even contained blatant nudity. Please think before you post.

Jacob had been walking for quite a while, he was tired, and th smell was continuely getting worse. He decided that he needed to get some rest. Jacob kicked down the door of what used to be someones house, he checked it to make sure there were no mutants in the place, before baricading a room shut. H...

Jacob smelled something terrible, at first he thought that it was the blood mens corpses, he put all his supplies in his backpack, moved cautiously through the house when he checked all the rooms in the house, and when he was sure there were no blood men in his house, he looked through the massive h...

Jacob heard gunshots ringing out in the distance. He ran to his balcony and looked to see if there were any survivors but couldn't see anything. Kept searching. Suddenly he heard a shriek. He grabbed his M-16 and waited to see if more blood men were comming. He waited for about 30 minutes. Just when...

Name: Jacob Age: 14.5 Equipment: Cracked reading glasses, notebook, paper, pencil, Pocket change, large backpack, some generic potato chips, decent drinking water, and canned roast beef. Appearance: 5 feet 7 inches tall, brown hair, slight limp due to injury sustained during sports in the days prior...

I was actually going to start my own forum RP yesterday as well, but I reread it and it sounded stupid, I like yours much better.

P.S. Can I play?

Words that sound Dirty but aren't:

Titicaca (titty-caca)
Balzac
Cockchafer
Rimshot
dipthong
Mensuration
Wankle

This thread can't die, I won't let it. I'm injecting this thing with my soul to keep it alive. Start posting in it again.

Their going down due to a lack of money. They may return from the dead someday, but for now were going to have to use different websites to find mods for some of out favorite games.

Well, Glabbit, can I learn some Glun-fu? Because two and a half years of Kenpo karate will not help you against a mugger, but 4 years of american football will.