Wolfire Games Forums

2/7/09 A haggard old lady rides in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a beautiful woman steps on and arrogantly says to the old lady, "Georgio, $100 an ounce." On the next floor, an equally beautiful women steps on and says, "Chanel, $150 an ounce." The old lady's flo...

I mentioned this so long ago, why are we starting this just now?

Wow, you does has lotsa draggys

Lol look at this dude's scroll: http://dragcave.net/user/A

Renegade_Turner wrote:Aww, cheers, I didn't expect this in a million years. XD
But yeah thanks guys. 19 feels super (actually it feels like just another day but don't tell anyone).

Lulz bet you weren't expecting this from me.

Happy b-day lololololol.

Sorry if I'm late.

...

Yea.

MOAR MOAR MOAR EGGS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA







an' I killed this 1



EDIT: Even cooler I got an incubator :O

(Feel free to post your own jokes everybody) 2/6/09 This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand....

Theres another cool site called mygamebuilder.com I made games, but I forgot what theyre called :O

2/5/09 A boy is writing a paper on childbirth and asks his parents, "How was I born?" His mother awkwardly answers, "The stork brought you." "Oh," says the boy. "Well, how were you and Daddy born?" "Oh, the stork brought us, too, and Grandpa and Grandma.&...

I gawt one!

3/4/09 There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer. When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make th...

Mkay, fine, you fuz!

Recieve: Chuck Nunnis
Insert: Chack Neeris

Regis Philbin ate

You need to be Andrew Darlek

3/2/09 A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?" His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go as...

NUUU!! Stop the Japanime! :O U kno u see the epic fail in dis.