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If you had just said, "I'm not interested in you that way, here have a beer." Everything would have been fine, but no, you had to run away like a pansy. You're mistaking me for someone with a backbone :P That and I was a lot younger but then. I actually handled the French guy pretty well ...

shadow717 wrote:*flies to Ireland, kidnaps gay ren, sticks gay ren in a box and mails him to San-Fransisco.* That should take care of him for a while.

Well done - you've saved my ass

Renegade Turner is experimenting with his sexuality?

Shit, I forgot he was Irish... now I'm gunna get stabbed with a broken bottle

It's queer that I'm such a gay magnet.... Actually a lot of people I know think I'm some sort of repressed homosexual - I might have cared when I was like 14 but these days I just let it go: it all adds to the mythos :lol: BTW, my own conquests can be summarised as follows: for 5 years I had a crush...

Untadaike wrote:Ha ha yeah, I totally composed the music to Star Wars and Indiana Jones, man

That's right: what's more your favourite colour is cyan and you have a cheese-cake fetish: scared yet?!

Who was that masked man?! I really have no disdain for him. He's not doing anyone any harm. lol. He's my lighter side. :lol: Lol, because he uses a lighter purple :lol: Gentlemen: there is a traitor in our midst - he could be anywhere, impersonating any one of us: he could be you, he could be me :!:

You all know the game: someone writes a sentence on a piece of paper and passes it on to the next person, who adds another and passes it on again, and so on and so forth: you end up with the kind of story that belongs right here, on the randomness board :D To make things a little more interesting an...

I know you - I know everything about you, John Williams of 142 82nd street New York, your soul belong to me now

A walrus once tried to violate me, and then I got stalked by a sleezy french dude who would not take a hint :D Oh, how the world moves for love :) the world did indeed move whenever she did :P Same night a gay friend of mine came onto me as well - I spent the latter part of the evening hiding in va...

Richie Rabbit wrote:Whaleman! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5A-xPxr5L8

Oh good christ! Wtf!

A walrus once tried to violate me, and then I got stalked by a sleezy french dude who would not take a hint

I had no idea where this was going at any point during its writing :D Frank, the manly man If ever there was a man it was frank. He was the manliest of men that ever had been seen in man town, and I can tell you, there are some pretty manly men around there, like terrence - he's what you'd call a &q...

I guess that's you blending your face to take your mind off your swollen tongue


Bwahahahahahahahaha!

*gasp*

Ahahahahahahaha!

No, you're not ignorant. It was awesome. :mrgreen: :lol: Lol - I meant that I'm throwing around movie related terms like "cut" and "pan" to seem like I know what I'm talking about :D On Wolfire's press page. There's a direct download for a folder of concept art. It's not all of ...

People saying reloading all the time is annoying enough, but rechargement, that's worse. :lol: :evil: The first time I saw "chargement" I was like *wuh*? Now days my Firefox google is stuck on french, so it only looks up french sites - that and like the whole internet thinks I'm French, a...