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Chuck Norris is a right-wing twat who's proud of his own ignorance and wishes others to be likewise, and who has choreographed some of the slowest, most boring martial arts fights in film history.

'k, now I feel better.

Wow, good first post! Actual ideas, and your English is fine. About ten miles, er, kilometres better than my French, although that's not saying all that much. Thanks. In the same vein, another variable could be climbing skills or speed, or moves. It would take a lot of play testing to get the balanc...

The first half hour or so of HL2 is also one of the best I've ever seen-- SPOILER where you arrive on the train into city 17 and the central train station is so astounding, with the lecture from the big video screens and the guards and all. [END SPOILER] man, I'm getting re-stoked about Episode 3, w...

weirdly, a cut scene. In HalfLife2, SPOILER (in the very unlikely event someone hasn't played it-- you should, it's a classic) : ... when you get inside the Citadel near the end, and you get the "aerial tour" of the building in one of those very creepy clamp things on rails. Yiiiikes. The ...

What forums do you visit?! How could any forum ever ban a pony lover?! :lol: I dunno, those pony things are pretty dangerous. Vicious, bloodthirsty carnivores, apparently. Oh sure, they look cute. You'll be all lulled and all lolz, and that's when they strike!! :o AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!111!!1

It would be fun if the npc's could chase you climbing around on things. Probably pretty hard to write for them, considering how hard it is to climb on stuff yourself. I've been playing Mass Effect, and there's a class of Geth (a Synthetic) that jump from walls to ceilings to floors and shoot at you....

That thing looks dangerous!

whoa! I never even knew about these! Yeah, if anyone has them, I'd love to play them, too!

^ ^ ^ That one's pretty alarming if your health is low and you're trapped in a small room. :shock: There's a fun one where you launch a corpse and they go straight up into the sky and never stop, or they fly way off over the horizon. ...and also the famous "teleporting wolf" trick on Insan...

Holy fucking shit, that Style By Jury show is by far the meanest thing I've seen in a while. Didn't know what I'd been missing without a goggle box for the last few years. Wow. Thanks for posting that. Most of it's been said before, I know, but he sums it up so entertainingly. "You know, I thin...

Ya, I like girly stuff enough to have read all 10,900 Questionable Content episodes, but MLP just sent my blood sugar through the ceiling by about 1 minute after the opening credits.

I did kind of like the artwork in the prologue, though.

And the phrase "all of Ponydom".

reactor.

Guess you could have used a spoon... but I do see a future for you in Engineering.

Maybe some kind of science.

Shields

i don't get it.
are the bunnies friends?