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Pizza is a round piece of food stuff that you can either eat, or use as a wereshark killer weapon which is extremely effective against AIDS contraction, which also is a problem to be handled by magnificent undulating Jell-O monsters from London, which curiously seemed not to be as effective as the l...

Renegayed_Turner wrote: Don't worry, I'll be here forever.

Renegayed_Turner wrote: I'll be here forever.

Renegayed_Turner wrote: here forever.

I'm scared. Additionally, forever is quite a long time...

You guys realise this is not a real-time engine, right?

It is quite impressive, but still not the best...

You know what I love about them?

They make some of the simplest games (In terms of development), but they polish them to a mirror shine, and charge a decent rate, which is why they're so darned successful. Rare thing these days... most indie companies want to cash in at the first available time.

Ignore the child. My point still stands. Ignore the self-righteous narcissist, Invertin's point still stands Ignore the logic. Listen to me instead. In other words: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF/DAVID. I would send you cake, but the time taken to eat it would be time out of the Overgrowth development schedul...

Me too. How likely are you to be accepted for beta testing for games? it's usually about a 30% chance (based off the Crysis beta and Heroes of Neweth). But even if you don't get in, if things are working for the company, chances are they'll try Open Beta too, which usually follows a few months afte...

Recieve: Those f*cking horns from the world cup >:(

Insert: A red card

Only a year late

Mostly atmosphere... sure the underlying allegory is nice and all, but overall, the game isn't really that amazing. The gameplay was monotonous and lacked any formal challenge (neither emotional nor physical), and I believe the author did it merely as a poser piece. It is by no means in the league o...

Recieve: ONE MIIIIILION DOLLARS! (Austin Powers Reference)
Insert: A Lanyard

Recieve: Paris Hilton
Insert: An electric piano

Robin Hood was great, good acting, music, action... a good summer blockbuster

Recieve: a young Mel Brookes
Insert: Jerry Lewis as the Nutty Professor

Recieve: His Noodly Appendage
Insert: Interstellar Marines

The nether-regions