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Oh I see...

direction 155...

LOL!

I haven't laughed like that in FOREVER!

OMG! RUUUUN!!
*Jumps off nearby cliff in an effort to get away from Skarluc before realizing that he is probably on the other side of the world*

This map is giving me the directions to go where?

Porcupines would be much much worse.
They can shoot their quills.
No sneaking up behind them!

So they'd have to be hugely inaccurate and take enough time to reload for you to go up and leg-cannon the crossbowman further than the crossbow can even shoot.

I'd just leave it out, to much work for so little progress.

He predicted the JFK assassination.

Plus if there were random encounters...
Man that would suck.
The only way I could see this working without completely interrupting gameplay is by having really fast mounts.

The patented Funny Meter says:

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Nice one!

Granted, but they don't know how to control the volume so everyone is always loud and everyone is always talking.

I wish for tacos!

The Mayan calender ends (also the world so they said) in 2012, along with the Egyption calender, and I'm pretty sure Nostradamus said something like that too...

But time going backwards?!
This story might get a little to confusing for me to contemplate.

Well I downloaded The Unarchiver and put the files in their respective places and all I can say is...

OMG!!! Great Job!
These are great sounds, they make the game seem slightly more realistic!
It was worth the confusion.

Now all it needs is a shotgun laser fix...

Granted. You wished you didn't wish your wish so there was no wish to grant, but since you had no wish you have to wish and so you wished your wish which I granted and so your wish didn't exist and you were wishless and had to make a wish so you wished your wish and so on... Great job destroying the...

lol! I have a joke about Jesus of my own I would like to tell. The art teacher let all of the children paint what ever they want. Daisy painted a flower, Jeffery painted a tree, and when the teacher asked what Jake was painting he said,"Jesus." The teacher told him,"No one knows what ...

I always thought that the nuclear annihilation of humanity would happen in 2012...
Yay! 9 more years to live!