Wish game

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 5:24 am

Granted, but now you're stuck in an alternate universe version of the folk tale about that rainbow-scaled fish that gives you a wish.

I wish PunkBuster didn't have a habit of kicking me off servers for random reasons that have nothing to do with hacking.

Oh, and I bet I know what your response to that wish will be.

EDIT: Grammarification.

zoidberg rules · Post by **zoidberg rules** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:59 am

nerodx wrote:I wish I had a goddamn Xbox 360.

me too, goddamn shop prices that are above what i can afford.

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:28 pm

granted but the 360 red rings the first time you turn it on

i wish i had enough money to pay for all these damn games coming out

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:00 pm

Granted, but you get mugged on the way to the shop.

I wish the Wii was easier to type with.

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:23 pm

invertin wrote:Granted, but you get mugged on the way to the shop.

What, you mean mugged on the way to amazon.com or something? Nobody ever buys games from a retail store, at least not around here. (We don't have any retail game shops up here.)

I wish someone would remember my wish earlier.

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Fri Aug 08, 2008 9:05 am

BunnyWithStick wrote:
invertin wrote:Granted, but you get mugged on the way to the shop.
What, you mean mugged on the way to amazon.com or something? Nobody ever buys games from a retail store, at least not around here. (We don't have any retail game shops up here.)

I wish someone would remember my wish earlier.

He got internet mugged. I dunno.

Granted but no-one cares because you didn't do my wish.

Count Roland · Post by **Count Roland** » Sat Aug 09, 2008 11:44 pm

I wish I had 13 sheep.

nerodx · Post by **nerodx** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 2:46 pm

Granted, but since it's 13, it's bad luck and you all get killed when bush accidently nukes you. Again.

I wish I lived at Put In Bay (It's an island we just went to, drunk guys were having butt sex with cannons. Hilarity.)

Blorx · Post by **Blorx** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:42 pm

granted, but you're having butt sex with a cannon and you're being laughed at...but you're drunk so you don't care...

i wish horror movies would freakin get less lame

Count Roland · Post by **Count Roland** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 8:38 pm

I wish I could grant that.

Cmyszka · Post by **Cmyszka** » Sun Aug 10, 2008 11:18 pm

Both granted... I'll be making a horror movie soon... With all seriousness... That should solve it.

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^__^

I wish I wish I was a fish.

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 3:30 am

Granted, but you're not in water, so you drown.

I wish I knew magic.

Count Roland · Post by **Count Roland** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 5:49 am

granted but it's the retarded kind of stage magic
I wish I had 3 dollars in my wallet.

BunnyWithStick · Post by **BunnyWithStick** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:16 am

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO… Retarded fake magic!

invertin · Post by **invertin** » Mon Aug 11, 2008 7:30 am

Granted, but you get mugged for real this time.

I wish my wish from earlier was granted. (the one about wii typing)