Wish game

[Blorx]

granted
all plants die, and before they can regrow, all oxygen is taken up by animals and every remaining living thing in the world dies from carbon dioxide overdose
(creative, huh?)

i wish we were all back alive...

[Lotus Wolf]

granted, but you said nothing of restoring the earths oxygen.

I wish global warming would not occur, and that the cycle was perfect, so that no natural disasters could destroy all or large parts of humanity.

[Blorx]

granted
britney spears becomes supreme ruler of the earth and makes us all shave our heads and wear preppy clothes
causing us all in one way or another to commit suicide

i wish that made less sense

[Starrz]

yea, granted. but now, she makes us shave our heads, wear preppy clothes, AND go to rehab.

i wish i was out of this damn rehab

[Blorx]

granted
you're addicted to spicy foods and your tongue burns off in a bizarre habanero sauce incident

i wish i had some sushi right now

[Lotus Wolf]

granted but the chef is an idiot, and he uses a poisonous fish. (real incident btw)

i wish i was a turkey TURKEYS!!!

[Blorx]

blah
granted
you get eaten on thanksgiving by a random wolf

i wish i had enough money in the budget to pay for gifts for the gf, cuz everyone knows how expensive that gets

[Lotus Wolf]

holy crap!!! did i say 'was'???????? i meant 'had'.... what the hell??? but ok i guess im a turkey now... gobble gobble gobble... *gets eaten by a wolf*... Awe... sad...

Granted, you get a better budget, and you buy your gf lots of presents. However she thinks you are trying to butter her up and refuses you for a long while... (sorry man, just had to...)

I wish i had said 'had'.

[Blorx]

awww...but i love meh gf to death
curse the clever people granting the wishes

granted, the turkey pecks your head open and you die from brain trauma
(you never said it was cooked haha)

i wish i had the skills to save Lotus

[Starrz]

granted. you now have the power to change lotus back to human. but your powers becomes so strong it backfires you and you're a turkey. Lotus Wolf eats you for thanksgiving, (not on accident, may i add)'

i wish Lotus Wolf wasn't such a greedy pig when it came to eating his friends

[Blorx]

granted
cuz i meant to save him from brain trauma...sorry he couldn't eat me...cuz right now he's dead...
^_^'

i wish starrz paid more attention to that...cuz lotus is still dead as far as logic is concerned

[Lotus Wolf]

What the...? i don't eat turkey just yet... so i wouldn't have eaten him.

Granted he pays more attention.

I wish i wasn't dead, and this wish wouldn't be of any harm to anyone or me.

[BunnyWithStick]

awww...but i love meh gf to death
curse the clever people granting the wishes

granted, the turkey pecks your head open and you die from brain trauma
(you never said it was cooked haha)

i wish i had the skills to save Lotus

Your girlfriend was a turkey? Too bad lotus wished for one…

[Lotus Wolf]

wait wait wait... WHAT???

[Blorx]

i wish bws paid more attention
cuz i said that b/c he said my gf was gonna leave me
now that's just ig'nant!