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Re: JOKES!
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:58 pm
by Chalky
Chalky wrote:Count Roland wrote:Count Roland wrote:Bigotry doesn't exist, the jokes are funny until you run into someone easily offended. Bigotry is a thing of the past the only bigots left are attention seeking inbred pinheads, very easily identifiable, and yet people continue to be offended by humor rather than going along with it.
For those of you who can't tell that statement was intentionally silly, though also a bit truthful, too many good jokes are ruined by people who can't take a joke, and being politically correct ruins them too. You know how [this race] has [this size] [body organ]? well I heard they got it from [this earlier activity]
Count Roland = BAMF of the day.
Count Roland wrote:Also who's there Chalky?
Boo
Re: JOKES!
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:01 pm
by Egan
boo boo boo who?
Re: JOKES!
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:58 pm
by Chalky
I don't tell black jokes anymore, I have a black friend. He stole my joke book.
Re: JOKES!
Posted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 10:58 pm
by Chalky
I don't tell black jokes anymore, I have a black friend. He stole my joke book.
Re: JOKES!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 2:00 am
by Chalky
Q: Why was the baby ant confused?
A: Because all his uncles were ants.
Re: JOKES!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:12 am
by Sandurz
What did one lawer say to another lawer?
We are both lawers.
Re: JOKES!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 1:21 pm
by Krabman318
Why did the chicken cross the road in Soviet Russia?
Answer:
It didn't. In Soviet Russia, the road crosses you.
Re: JOKES!
Posted: Tue Jun 21, 2011 3:46 pm
by Dudeman
Krabman318 wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road in Soviet Russia?
Answer:
It didn't. In Soviet Russia, the road crosses you.
That would be funnier if you replaced the pronoun with "chicken".
The chicken is getting crossed by the road, not the reader, am I correct?
Re: JOKES!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:53 am
by Krabman318
Well, you can use "you" as a impersonal pronoun, but I guess you´re right.
Re: JOKES!
Posted: Wed Jun 22, 2011 7:49 am
by LugaruFan
A blonde, a brunette and a ginger walk into a barn (trespassing).
The Farmer comes into the barn, the 3 women panic and each hide in a barrel.
The Farmer then gets suspicious when he hears a noise, so he walks up to the barrels.
He knocked on the brunettes barrel and heard a ''Bock'' (Chicken Noise)
He knocked on the gingers barrel and heard a ''Squeek'' (Mouse Noise)
He knocked on the blondes barrel and heard a ''Potatoe''
Re: JOKES!
Posted: Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:57 am
by LugaruFan
I know a Little Johnny joke too.
Little Johnny walked away from church
and the priest said ''Seeya later, Alligator!''
Little Johnny replied ''In-a-while Paedophile!''
Re: JOKES!
Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:20 pm
by Chalky
I have multiple personalities Tom said being frank.
Re: JOKES!
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 1:33 am
by Ere Was I
I added Princess Diana to my friends list on Xbox Live, but she's always on the dashboard.
Re: JOKES!
Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2011 12:47 pm
by zoidberg rules
BREAKING NEWS: Amy Winehouse found sligtly more dead than yesterday.
(Bit soon I know, still tickled me slightly)
Re: JOKES!
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:04 am
by Jacktheawesome
I actually lol'd at that
A violist was bragging that he could play 64th notes, but the rest of the orchestra didn't believe him. So to prove it, he played one.