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Unintelligent Humor
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 4:47 pm
by MacWiggy
This thread was made in response to the "Unintelligent Humor" thread. Anyone know any Yo Mama' jokes?
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:16 pm
by leDoOd
Whenever someone makes a "your mom" joke, I just agree with them.
Like with "I DID YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT", I just say "I feel sorry for you."
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:50 pm
by MacWiggy
What you said isn't an insult if my mom isn't old and fat and wrinkly. SCHOOLED.
See? It's fun.
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:57 pm
by leDoOd
MILF, MILF, MILF, MILF!
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 6:00 pm
by Renegade_Turner
Them : I did your mom last night.
Me : So did I.
Posted: Tue Sep 19, 2006 9:06 pm
by MacWiggy
Here's one:
A fly is buzzing three inches over a pond when suddenly, time stops. Freezes entirely. A fish in the pond says; "If that fly drops three inches, I'll get my meal". Then, a bear sitting on the shore says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and I'll get my meal". But a hunter, standing behind it says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and that bear will get it's meal, and I'll kill the bear and buy some cheese". Then a mouse says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and that bear will get it's meal, and the hunter will get his meal, and i'll get my meal". But then a cat says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and that bear will get it's meal, and the hunter will get his meal, and that mouse will get it's meal, and I'll get my meal".
So time unfreezes, the fly drops three inches, the fish gets its meal, the bear get's it's meal, the hunter gets his meal, and the mouse get's his meal. But the cat, instead of eating the mouse, jumps into the pond.
The moral of the story is, If a fly drops three inches, there's gonna be wet pussy.
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:58 am
by Renegade_Turner
LOL. Maybe this should be censored.
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:13 pm
by leDoOd
HAHAHA!
Don't bother censoring, since we'll be the few ones contributing to this thread (everyone else is just so darn smart).
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:13 pm
by pyros soul
MacWiggy wrote:Here's one:
A fly is buzzing three inches over a pond when suddenly, time stops. Freezes entirely. A fish in the pond says; "If that fly drops three inches, I'll get my meal". Then, a bear sitting on the shore says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and I'll get my meal". But a hunter, standing behind it says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and that bear will get it's meal, and I'll kill the bear and buy some cheese". Then a mouse says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and that bear will get it's meal, and the hunter will get his meal, and i'll get my meal". But then a cat says: "If that fly drops three inches, that fish will get it's meal, and that bear will get it's meal, and the hunter will get his meal, and that mouse will get it's meal, and I'll get my meal".
So time unfreezes, the fly drops three inches, the fish gets its meal, the bear get's it's meal, the hunter gets his meal, and the mouse get's his meal. But the cat, instead of eating the mouse, jumps into the pond.
The moral of the story is, If a fly drops three inches, there's gonna be wet pussy.
.........
Here's one that's really perverted...
What is the speed limit of sex?
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:15 pm
by leDoOd
Exactly, ROFL.
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:16 pm
by pyros soul
wow fast responce.....
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 6:18 pm
by leDoOd
69 MPH? I dunno.
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 7:13 pm
by MacWiggy
Usually when one tells a joke they reveal the punchline shortly after.
Posted: Wed Sep 20, 2006 8:35 pm
by Nayr
figures it should be wiggy to start this...
How old are you guys, just an approximation?
Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:55 am
by Renegade_Turner
I am sixteen, and a taste for lewd humour does not imply immaturity, if that's what you're implying.