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Ok than.

Sooo... Somebody's about to get banned.

I think a warning first would be in order. Korban isn't a bad guy.
This spam is ridiculous though.

Hmmm... To be honest, I think the forum rules thread is a pretty good warning of the fact that this sort of stuff will get you banned... Meh, at the end of the day, it's in the hands of the almighty moderators, looming over us with the ever present banhammer.

And apparently they're asleep.
Don't wake sleeping mods.

And I suppose not giving them more work to do when they wake up would be a good career move too.


Edit: Then again, this *is* the randomness forum...

Korban3 wrote:

You're my hero. I think we should all follow in his example.

Thank you. At least someone appreciated my hard work.

I do appreciate your penis.

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Korban3 wrote: ಠ_ಠ
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Thanks, I appreciate it.

Who cares? He's allowed to have a little fun. It's not like anything else goes on in Randomness...
Besides, as per my interpretation, none of the stated forum rules are being violated.

The First Damn Rule wrote:1. Please do not post spam, random comments.

So I think you'll find the forum rules are being violated.

Glabbit wrote:Then again, this *is* the randomness forum...

We are supposed to hate spam and trolling here, come on Glabbit, we'll need you on our side if we're going to fight the good fight!

zoidberg rules wrote:

The First Damn Rule wrote:1. Please do not post spam, random comments.

So I think you'll find the forum rules are being violated.

Glabbit wrote:Then again, this *is* the randomness forum...

We are supposed to hate spam and trolling here, come on Glabbit, we'll need you on our side if we're going to fight the good fight!

I won't find anything of the sort.

* "Spam," as it seems to be taken here, is advertising. As in, someone who creates an account for the sole purpose of spreading some product or link. A random topic on a board labeled "Randomness" hardly fits that description.

* "Random comments" are comments on a topic that do not relate to the topic. Korban created several topics of his own, and as this is (again) a board named "Randomness," I must ask: random in relation to what?

What exactly are you fighting against? Korban isn't hurting anyone, trolling anyone, spamming a product, or being crude or insulting. He's simply making a joke and having a bit of fun with the mods on a largely inactive board. Dismount your high horse, Sir Buzz Killington.

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I do believe both standard rule #2 and #5 has been seriously violated, for all three of you.

Nayr wrote:2. Don't post messages specifically for other forum members, that is what private messages are for.
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5. Please keep the conversation above 2nd grade level; basic spelling and grammar are appreciated.

As I see it, all of the threads created had the sole purpose for Korban, Adwuga and Jack to have more fun than they could have had in an existing thread, thus violating rule #2 for creating threads specifically for one another. We all know why rule #5 was violated.

I deleted all of the threads, and left you all a lovely warning. It's just to keep track of the act that you actually performed. Should this blow out of proportion though, I would contact the admins regarding an actual ban.