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Assaultman67 · Post by **Assaultman67** » Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:23 pm

Glabbit wrote:I'm surprised no one tried to counter that with owls...

Did somebody just suggest ...

a Seuss Off?!?!?!

Simon Powell With an Owl

Jacktheawesome · Post by **Jacktheawesome** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:11 am

Oh fuck yeah.

When Simon and his owl haven't showered for a while, you get:

Very-Foul Simon Cowell with an Owl.

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Glabbit · Post by **Glabbit** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:09 am

Well, yes, that works too, but I was basically referring to this:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Owls/

Freshbite · Post by **Freshbite** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:18 am

That is great and all... but this, this is glorious.

When a foul Simon Cowell and his owl grab a towel, you get:

FOUL COWELL OWL TOWEL

Glabbit · Post by **Glabbit** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:33 am

You're right. It is glorious.

zoidberg rules · Post by **zoidberg rules** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:11 pm

Oh sweet Jesus... Didn't we have a thread for this sort of thing a while ago?

Assaultman67 · Post by **Assaultman67** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:38 pm

Yes, but this seems to thrive best when it's started out of the blue in some random thread every 6 to 12 months.

When everyone understands what the hell is going on in the thread its not nearly as amusing.

When a foul Simon Cowell and his owl grab a towel stitched with vowels, you get:

FOUL COWELL OWL VOWEL TOWEL

Glabbit · Post by **Glabbit** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:58 pm

Quite right!
And then there's:

A foul Simon Cowell and his owl holding a trowel wearing his vowel towel;

FOUL COWELL TROWEL OWL VOWEL TOWEL

Jazzmutant · Post by **Jazzmutant** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:09 pm

adwuga wrote:What should I use? All I have on me is a giant purple dildo(thumbs up if you get the reference).

is this the one you found in the showers in the LSPD?

Glabbit · Post by **Glabbit** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:27 pm

Either that, or Saint's Row III, which is similar enough.

Jacktheawesome · Post by **Jacktheawesome** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:52 pm

When the full moon comes out, and foul Simon (wearing his vowel towel) realizes his trowel-weilding companion is a were-owl, you get:
FOUL COWELL WERE-TROWEL-OWL HOWL VOWEL TOWEL

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Assaultman67 · Post by **Assaultman67** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:31 pm

...

Im still trying to figure out how to work the word "bowel" in there

Jacktheawesome · Post by **Jacktheawesome** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:54 pm

Oh god. I look forward to it. Or not. I'm not sure.
This is so epic.

Count Roland · Post by **Count Roland** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:52 pm

yeah I'd throw cowl in there but I'm way too lazy.

Sandurz · Post by **Sandurz** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:26 pm

FOUL COWELL WERE-TROWEL-OWL HOWL VOWEL TOWEL WITH A SCOWL

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