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Re: What not to do:
Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2012 10:23 pm
by Assaultman67
Glabbit wrote:I'm surprised no one tried to counter that with owls...
Did somebody just suggest ...
a Seuss Off?!?!?!
Simon Powell With an Owl
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:11 am
by Jacktheawesome
Oh fuck yeah.
When Simon and his owl haven't showered for a while, you get:
Very-Foul Simon Cowell with an Owl.
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Re: What not to do:
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:09 am
by Glabbit
Well, yes, that works too, but I was basically referring to this:
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Owls/
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:18 am
by Freshbite
That is great and all... but this, this is glorious.
When a foul Simon Cowell and his owl grab a towel, you get:
FOUL COWELL OWL TOWEL
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:33 am
by Glabbit
You're right. It is glorious.
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:11 pm
by zoidberg rules
Oh sweet Jesus... Didn't we have a thread for this sort of thing a while ago?
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:38 pm
by Assaultman67
Yes, but this seems to thrive best when it's started out of the blue in some random thread every 6 to 12 months.
When everyone understands what the hell is going on in the thread its not nearly as amusing.
When a foul Simon Cowell and his owl grab a towel stitched with vowels, you get:
FOUL COWELL OWL VOWEL TOWEL
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 12:58 pm
by Glabbit
Quite right!
And then there's:
A foul Simon Cowell and his owl holding a trowel wearing his vowel towel;
FOUL COWELL TROWEL OWL VOWEL TOWEL
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:09 pm
by Jazzmutant
adwuga wrote:What should I use? All I have on me is a giant purple dildo(thumbs up if you get the reference).
is this the one you found in the showers in the LSPD?
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 2:27 pm
by Glabbit
Either that, or Saint's Row III, which is similar enough.
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:52 pm
by Jacktheawesome
When the full moon comes out, and foul Simon (wearing his vowel towel) realizes his trowel-weilding companion is a were-owl, you get:
FOUL COWELL WERE-TROWEL-OWL HOWL VOWEL TOWEL
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Re: What not to do:
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:31 pm
by Assaultman67
...
Im still trying to figure out how to work the word "bowel" in there
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 5:54 pm
by Jacktheawesome
Oh god. I look forward to it. Or not. I'm not sure.
This is so epic.
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 6:52 pm
by Count Roland
yeah I'd throw cowl in there but I'm way too lazy.
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:26 pm
by Sandurz
FOUL COWELL WERE-TROWEL-OWL HOWL VOWEL TOWEL WITH A SCOWL