What not to do:

Jacktheawesome · Post by **Jacktheawesome** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:10 pm

When Simon decides to do some arts'n'crafts...
FOUL SCOWL COWELL WERE-TROWEL-OWL HOWL VOWEL TOWEL DOWEL

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Korban3 · Post by **Korban3** » Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:46 pm

Glabbit · Post by **Glabbit** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:57 am

Um.
I think we kinda borked the grammar there. Oh well. Carry on regardless.

Also 'bowl' doesn't rhyme and is disqualified for silliness.

Freshbite · Post by **Freshbite** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:02 am

When a foul smelling scowled Simon Cowell, his were-owl and their trowel, dowel and vowel'ed towel goes out sneaking around in the night, you call it:

FOUL SCOWL COWELL OWL HOWL TROWEL VOWEL TOWEL DOWEL PROWL

Korban3 · Post by **Korban3** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:10 pm

Oh, well how about Raul then?

Freshbite · Post by **Freshbite** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:48 pm

No. Just, no.

Glabbit · Post by **Glabbit** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:27 pm

Oh I dunno, I think we could do something with that, Freshbite. I mean the way that kinda anticlimacticly turned up after that whole line of utter success kinda reminded me of how the White Rabbit in Disney's (first) Alice in Wonderland goes all calling up Her Imperial Highness, Her Grace, Her Excellency, Her Royal Majesty, the Queen of Hearts!
...
...and the king.

FOUL SCOWL COWELL OWL HOWL TROWEL VOWEL TOWEL DOWEL PROWL!
...oh, and Raul.

Hooray!

Jacktheawesome · Post by **Jacktheawesome** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:38 pm

As funny as I found all of that, I think it's time for some serious Seussing.

When foul, scowling Simon's vowel-towel dowel prowl gets a little out of hand...
FOUL SCOWL COWELL WERE-TROWEL-OWL HOWL VOWEL TOWEL DOWEL PROWL DISEMBOWEL

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Assaultman67 · Post by **Assaultman67** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:53 pm

Jacktheawesome wrote:... DISEMBOWEL[/size][/b]]

SON OF A BITCH!

....

yadda yadda yadda ...

FOUL SCOWL COWELL WERE-TROWEL-OWL HOWL GROWL VOWEL TOWEL DOWEL PROWL DISEMBOWEL

Jacktheawesome · Post by **Jacktheawesome** » Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:25 pm

Hehehe...

When the growling attracts a wild former US secretary of state...
FOUL SCOWL COWELL WERE-TROWEL-OWL HOWL GROWL VOWEL TOWEL DOWEL PROWL DISEMBOWEL POWELL

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Jacktheawesome · Post by **Jacktheawesome** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:54 pm

Soooo I win?

Glabbit · Post by **Glabbit** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:25 pm

Oh no you don't!

And then he puts on a cowl!
FOUL SCOWL COWELL WERE-TROWEL-OWL HOWL GROWL VOWEL TOWEL DOWEL PROWL DISEMBOWEL POWELL INCLUDING COWL!

Jacktheawesome · Post by **Jacktheawesome** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:30 pm

Suddenly, doggie!
FOUL SCOWL COWL COWELL WERE-TROWEL-OWL HOWL VOWEL-TOWEL DOWEL PROWL DISEMBOWEL POWELL GROWL JOWL

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Glabbit · Post by **Glabbit** » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:40 pm

Yeah, I give up. I can't even begin to think of how that should be fitted into a proper single seuss-sentence.
Say what you will about ol' Dr. Seuss, but grammatically correct he always was.

50 minutes till Jack wins, people.
Up and at 'im!

Oh, and happy easter.

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