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Re: What not to do:
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:10 pm
by Jacktheawesome
When Simon decides to do some arts'n'crafts...
FOUL SCOWL COWELL WERE-TROWEL-OWL HOWL VOWEL TOWEL DOWEL
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Re: What not to do:
Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2012 10:46 pm
by Korban3
BOWL
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:57 am
by Glabbit
Um.
I think we kinda borked the grammar there. Oh well. Carry on regardless.
Also 'bowl' doesn't rhyme and is disqualified for silliness.
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 8:02 am
by Freshbite
When a foul smelling scowled Simon Cowell, his were-owl and their trowel, dowel and vowel'ed towel goes out sneaking around in the night, you call it:
FOUL SCOWL COWELL OWL HOWL TROWEL VOWEL TOWEL DOWEL PROWL
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:10 pm
by Korban3
Oh, well how about Raul then?
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:48 pm
by Freshbite
No. Just, no.
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:27 pm
by Glabbit
Oh I dunno, I think we could do something with that, Freshbite. I mean the way that kinda anticlimacticly turned up after that whole line of utter success kinda reminded me of how the White Rabbit in Disney's (first) Alice in Wonderland goes all calling up Her Imperial Highness, Her Grace, Her Excellency, Her Royal Majesty, the Queen of Hearts!
...
...and the king.
FOUL SCOWL COWELL OWL HOWL TROWEL VOWEL TOWEL DOWEL PROWL!
...oh, and Raul.
Hooray!
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:38 pm
by Jacktheawesome
As funny as I found all of that, I think it's time for some serious Seussing.
When foul, scowling Simon's vowel-towel dowel prowl gets a little out of hand...
FOUL SCOWL COWELL WERE-TROWEL-OWL HOWL VOWEL TOWEL DOWEL PROWL DISEMBOWEL
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Re: What not to do:
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:53 pm
by Assaultman67
Jacktheawesome wrote:... DISEMBOWEL[/size][/b]]
SON OF A BITCH!
....
yadda yadda yadda ...
FOUL SCOWL COWELL WERE-TROWEL-OWL HOWL GROWL VOWEL TOWEL DOWEL PROWL DISEMBOWEL
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:25 pm
by Jacktheawesome
Hehehe...
When the growling attracts a wild former US secretary of state...
FOUL SCOWL COWELL WERE-TROWEL-OWL HOWL GROWL VOWEL TOWEL DOWEL PROWL DISEMBOWEL POWELL
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Re: What not to do:
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 5:54 pm
by Jacktheawesome
Soooo I win?
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 6:25 pm
by Glabbit
Oh no you don't!
And then he puts on a cowl!
FOUL SCOWL COWELL WERE-TROWEL-OWL HOWL GROWL VOWEL TOWEL DOWEL PROWL DISEMBOWEL POWELL INCLUDING COWL!
Re: What not to do:
Posted: Fri Apr 06, 2012 7:30 pm
by Jacktheawesome
Suddenly, doggie!
FOUL SCOWL COWL COWELL WERE-TROWEL-OWL HOWL VOWEL-TOWEL DOWEL PROWL DISEMBOWEL POWELL GROWL JOWL
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Re: What not to do:
Posted: Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:40 pm
by Glabbit
Yeah, I give up. I can't even begin to think of how that should be fitted into a proper single seuss-sentence.
Say what you will about ol' Dr. Seuss, but grammatically correct he always was.
50 minutes till Jack wins, people.
Up and at 'im!
Oh, and happy easter.