The Bacon Pledge

[Cheshire_Theyain]

I pledge Allegiance
to the Sizzle
of the United Strips of Bacon,
and to the Breakfast for which it is,
one Pan over Fire, Inextinguishable,
with Eggs and Juice for all.

[Korban3]

O BACON STRIPS,
O BACON STRIPS,
HOW LOVELY ART THOU CURLS.
LAID LOW UPON,
WHEAT BREAD OR RYE,
O'ER HOMEMADE RASPBERRY JAM.
O CRUMBLY BACON,
THEE WE ADORE,
IN CRISPY SPLENDOUR THEE RISE ABOVE.
THINE GLORY OUTSHINES
OUR OIL SPATTER BURNS
FROM PAN TO SIZZL'NG PAN.

Don't quote me on the rhythms there.

[Glabbit]

Yes, verily.

[adwuga]

We need more lemon pledge, not bacon pledge.

[Glabbit]

Get back to your party, you sour ol' geezer

[Cheshire_Theyain]

Get back to your party, you sour ol' geezer

His....

lemon party?

[Glabbit]

Thank you Captain obvious.
Here, have this bag:

[adwuga]

I actually didn't get it at first, so it must have been painfully obvious, like you said, Glabbit.

[Doggyhugger]

So you want to be a bacon of light?

[zoidberg rules]

We need more lemon pledge.

[Ragdollmaster]

That's exactly what I thought of.

[adwuga]

While your post was of higher quality, mine was first:

We need more lemon pledge, not bacon pledge.

[Ragdollmaster]

I think he was reminded by yours.

[adwuga]

Was he reminded, or inspired? That is the question.




I think he was reminded. I'll go sit in my corner.

[Freshbite]

Bacon can't really be that attractive.