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The Bacon Pledge
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 8:40 pm
by Cheshire_Theyain
I pledge Allegiance
to the Sizzle
of the United Strips of Bacon,
and to the Breakfast for which it is,
one Pan over Fire, Inextinguishable,
with Eggs and Juice for all.
Re: The Bacon Pledge
Posted: Tue May 01, 2012 11:17 pm
by Korban3
O BACON STRIPS,
O BACON STRIPS,
HOW LOVELY ART THOU CURLS.
LAID LOW UPON,
WHEAT BREAD OR RYE,
O'ER HOMEMADE RASPBERRY JAM.
O CRUMBLY BACON,
THEE WE ADORE,
IN CRISPY SPLENDOUR THEE RISE ABOVE.
THINE GLORY OUTSHINES
OUR OIL SPATTER BURNS
FROM PAN TO SIZZL'NG PAN.
Don't quote me on the rhythms there.
Re: The Bacon Pledge
Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 4:30 am
by Glabbit
Yes, verily.
Re: The Bacon Pledge
Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 7:37 am
by adwuga
We need more lemon pledge, not bacon pledge.
Re: The Bacon Pledge
Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 7:58 am
by Glabbit
Get back to your party, you sour ol' geezer
Re: The Bacon Pledge
Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 8:59 am
by Cheshire_Theyain
Glabbit wrote:Get back to your party, you sour ol' geezer
His....
lemon party?
Re: The Bacon Pledge
Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 12:37 pm
by Glabbit
Thank you Captain obvious.
Here, have this bag:

Re: The Bacon Pledge
Posted: Wed May 02, 2012 4:06 pm
by adwuga
I actually didn't get it at first, so it must have been painfully obvious, like you said, Glabbit.
Re: The Bacon Pledge
Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 6:15 pm
by Doggyhugger
So you want to be a bacon of light?
Re: The Bacon Pledge
Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 3:05 am
by zoidberg rules
Consuela wrote:We need more lemon pledge.

Re: The Bacon Pledge
Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 7:09 am
by Ragdollmaster
That's exactly what I thought of.
Re: The Bacon Pledge
Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 3:51 pm
by adwuga
While your post was of higher quality, mine was first:
adwuga wrote:We need more lemon pledge, not bacon pledge.
Re: The Bacon Pledge
Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 8:48 pm
by Ragdollmaster
I think he was reminded by yours.
Re: The Bacon Pledge
Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 9:04 pm
by adwuga
Was he reminded, or inspired? That is the question.
I think he was reminded. I'll go sit in my corner.

Re: The Bacon Pledge
Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 9:13 pm
by Freshbite
Bacon can't really be that attractive.