Inane wrote:I express anger at you two!
I since this sounds a little on topic and it sounds funny, i shall post it here. I found a Funny Program called Faith Converter.
you can Type a religious Text and Translate it into another Religion.
heres One BASED off of one of Billy Connolly's Skits. (at least i think it was) I added a bit to it for my owen Flavor.
here is my Version:
"Are you Christians Knocking on my door?"
"Yes!"
"Ok... I am Naked! I have an Erection, and i am Coming though this Door in Ten Seconds, and For Hells Sake, you better Be Ready for a Beating!"
"Run! By God Run for it! He is the one with the Devil"
now this is it in Scientology:
"Are you Scientologists Knocking on my door?" "Yes!" "Ok... I am Naked! I have an Erection, and i am Coming though this Door in Ten Seconds, and For Teegeeacks Sake, you better Be ready for a Beating!" "Run! By Mothership Run for it! He is the one with the Xenu"
now heres Neo-Trotskyism:
"Are you Trots Knocking on my door?" "Yes!" "Ok... I am Naked! I have an Erection, and i am Coming though this Door in Ten Seconds, and For fascist sexist racist heteronormative imperialist reductionist America, land of oppression inflicted on the proletariat by the greed of corporate tyranny, which is additionally Contrary to the Principles of Internationalisms Sake, you better Be ready for a Beating!" "Run! By Naomi Klein and her successful ‘No Logo’ brand Run for it! He is the one with the the consumerist deathmonster, trucking over our rights and few remaining sea creatures"
and for you Atheism Prechers:
"Are you areligious nutters Knocking on my door?" "Yes!" "Ok... I am Naked! I have an Erection, and i am Coming though this Door in Ten Seconds, and For the deep, thick, Souths Sake, you better Be analysey for a Beating!" "Run! By evolution Run for it! He is the one with the Pope Paul V"
and time to make fun of myself as a Macintologist.
"Are you Macintologists Knocking on my door?" "Yes!" "Ok... I am Naked! I have an Erection, and i am Coming though this Door in Ten Seconds, and For DOS or linuxDOSs Sake, you better Be ready for a Beating!" "Run! By Steven Wozniak Run for it! He is the one with the Bill Gates"
Hope i made you're day...