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rudel_ic wrote:What if your mom was a gay christian extremist with a laserpointer pinned to his head yelling 'UMFAGALLA' every five minutes if it would be raining outside on a sunny afternoon without smog alert because of cow fart apocalypse awesomeness nobody reads this shit anyway?

Well, for a start you'd be rather more fucked up. You'd get picked on a lot more, and also there would be the repurcussions of being the son of a religious extremist. You'd probably have to see a psychiatrist before long, and would probably end up living with an aunt or uncle. There would be many rainbows. It would smell quite horrible and the world would be a very paradoxical place because the apocalypse would be connotated with awesomeness.



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What if no one had arms?

You'd have pedals instead of a steering wheel in your car, and would have extreme problems with keyboards. On the other hand, everyone would be extremely good at any martial art they practiced from lack of the need to practice with four appendages.

Well....not necessarily since quality is all relative. The standards would also be changed so what would be considered good without arms wouldn't be considered good with arms.

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Yep.

Renegade_Turner wrote:…since quality is all relative.

But since you'd learn a lot about maneuvering yourself without arms, and the fact that you'd not be able to maneuver yourself as well as you could with arms, the bar for quality would be about the same.

Renegade_Turner wrote:What if no one had arms?

If you said to someone, "You're more skilled at martial arts than someone with arms," they'd say, "Someone with what?"

And everyone would use their tongue and nose to type. So the keyboards would have bigger keys, and be spit-proof.

But if nobody had ever had arms, they'd have developed opposable big toes so they could handle tools, so in effect they would have hands and arms.

Usagi wrote:If you said to someone, "You're more skilled at martial arts than someone with arms," they'd say, "Someone with what?"

Yes, but this debate is between people who do have arms, in which case it's not relevant.

Oh my god he doesn't stop does he? There's no off switch.

Usagi wrote:

Renegade_Turner wrote:What if no one had arms?

If you said to someone, "You're more skilled at martial arts than someone with arms," they'd say, "Someone with what?"

And everyone would use their tongue and nose to type. So the keyboards would have bigger keys, and be spit-proof.

But if nobody had ever had arms, they'd have developed opposable big toes so they could handle tools, so in effect they would have hands and arms.

Lol that's the kind of response I was looking for! Quite creative and refreshing mister Usagi.