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I just want to say Hi I'm new I'm Charleymac12 as you can see I'm 12 and also I'm not good at spelling because of resons I do not want to say because I do not know you guys. The other thing was I can not go on the SPF and I have per-order the game so if someone knows what is wrong or you just need to add me to the whitelist. I hope that I like it here and bye.

I approved your post. I'm pretty sure that makes you my new minion. (Yep, I'm practically 1000% percent sure that's how it works! >_> <_<)


As for the SPF, that is only available if you preorder the game, SPF = "Special Preorder Forum".

Don't worry you're not really missing much in there. We have sexy parties in there.

The only thing you need to know about this forum is that whoever approves your post owns you. It looks like Assaultman grabbed this one, so enjoy being his minion, doing his laundry, giving up your share of dessert for him, etc.

Also, for your preorder problem, email [email protected] detailing your problem, and they'll sort it out. You wouldn't want to miss the sexy parties.

Feel free to tell us why you can't spell, it's the internet! Even if we judge, we don't know you, and we are likely just trying to hurt you for fun, not because being dyslexic(or whatever) is actually such a horrible crime. Thats your first lesson of the internet. That being said, people are much nicer on these forums.

That being said, the same is not true of me. I'm a dick, and everyone hates me(just kidding, they all love me), so you might as well get used to me.



Fuck.


There, now you're used to me.

WHAT?! I'VE BEEN MISSING SEXY PARTIES THIS WHOLE TIME!?!?!?

Yes, Jesse. The entire time.
Damn it, Assaultman! I wanted this one :L
Yeah, this forum is actually pretty cool. There's not much that would get us to treat anyone badly. Except pirating Overgrowth. Seriously, that can get a guy killed around here.

Also,

I've been missing out on slave ownership, this whole time!? you should be able to activate your account for the SPF by clicking some boxes and things.

Yeah, then go to the place with the things and do the stuff.

And the baby goat testicles.

You killed it Korban. Sorry.

Well, yeah. It's kind of hard to remove it's testicles if it's still moving around.

[+] Delicious Food

And with that we welcome you to our glorious forum!

This thread is dead-set proof of something... but I can't for the life of me figure out what it is...