What would the world be like if brids did not have wings

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What would the world be like if brids did not have wings

Post by MadCatMax » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:39 pm

Allmost everyones knows that brids are born with wings, what you might not know is that the wings allow them to fly. I wonder if brid did not have wings what effect would this have on our world:

*How would brids defend themself from predator
*What effect would this have on badminton
*Will there still be pan cakes
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I pose the question:What would the world be like if brids did not have wings

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Re: What would the world be like if brids did not have wings

Post by adwuga » Mon Nov 19, 2012 9:58 pm

Wow, the wings are there to help the brids fly? I thought they were primarily used to preform their hallucinogenic sex rituals. Interesting indeed. I assume you have a thesis to prove this?

Assuming you are indeed correct, I believe that the brids would evolve talons and beaks instead of wings, and use them to kill the dinosaurs, thus making the world a much safer place. Humans, of course, would have to evolve the wings, because someone has to, and we would then be forced to build floating cities without the technology(no thumbs), and we wouldn't be able to, so we would die out. Unfortunately, without humans, we can't have pirates, and without pirates, the world would burn from global warming, thus killing all the brids(since they can't fly). This would bring the world round circle and end up with everything exactly as it is now, but in 4 billion years, right before the sun explodes and we all die out anyways.

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Re: What would the world be like if brids did not have wings

Post by MadCatMax » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:02 pm

adwuga wrote:without humans, we can't have pirates, and without pirates, the world would burn from global warming.
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Re: What would the world be like if brids did not have wings

Post by adwuga » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:10 pm

Precisely.

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Re: What would the world be like if brids did not have wings

Post by Assaultman67 » Mon Nov 19, 2012 10:40 pm

Basically this:


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Re: What would the world be like if brids did not have wings

Post by Freshbite » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:37 am

Has anyone else pondered over the possibility that MadCatMax is the first spam bot that actually bought the game to bypass the disapproval filter... ?

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Re: What would the world be like if brids did not have wings

Post by adwuga » Tue Nov 20, 2012 12:54 am

Well, he is either the most intelligent spam bot ever, or the most intelligent human ever.

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Re: What would the world be like if brids did not have wings

Post by Jacktheawesome » Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:17 am

No bot could have thought up that B-Tree theory. Just read his thesis. It's 100% proofable.

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Re: What would the world be like if brids did not have wings

Post by Freshbite » Tue Nov 20, 2012 2:23 am

Is this going to be a thing?

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Re: What would the world be like if brids did not have wings

Post by Assaultman67 » Tue Nov 20, 2012 8:53 am

Freshbite wrote:Is this going to be a thing?
No. Just read his thesis on B-Trees, It's 100% proofable.

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